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"iced in"....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(1/15/2024 4:18:00 PM)
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Ice and snow-

High and low-

Slipping and sliding-

Where's the doorman? He may be hiding.


That woman is wearing a petticoat!

Quick! Find me an antidote!

Shades of "days of future passed!"

This bottle will be my last.


The time draws near for retribution.

I do believe! Here's my contribution.

War horses and take-down dogs-

Mobile command center, made out of petrified logs-


Lordy, Lordy! It's hot when the sun shines!

I'm parched! Let's go raid somebody's grape vines!

Call a nurse! I believe I've ripped a suture!

Use it now, or, you could save it for the future????


"Days of future passed" is an album by "The Moody Blues."

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Date: 1/17/2024 6:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Ice Capades can be fun! Why I hear that Hekler is fronting an ice show in his hometown as we speak!  
Date: 1/18/2024 7:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    How cool is that! I want to go!

kronk---Where?

"L.D."---"Hekler on Ice!"

kronk---Now, look here, dog! I want absolutely no part of putting "Hekler on ice." For crying out loud! The man is a Canadian citizen! You can't just go traipsing
into a foreign country and putting one of it's citizens "on ice."

"L.D."---Never mind, I'll ask Hey Larry to take me.
  
Date: 1/18/2024 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I just found out that Hekler is a “ performance artist “ that specializes in skating au natural while miming the complete broadway play “ A Chorus Line.”

You still interested?
  
Date: 1/20/2024 5:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: My sensibilities are in perfect order. In fact, I haven't worn clothing since "Elizabeth II dressed me up as a "Kewpie" doll in 1944.

kronk---Before I commit myself, I need to know about the "supporting cast."

"L.D."---"Embrace your sensitivity, grasshopper."

kronk---Ahhhh...Ummmmmm.....
  

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