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"Gas"....KrOnK

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/25/2024 5:53:00 PM)
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I can hardly wait!

Is it Saturday, yet?

Where have all the people gone?

Sigh. I wish I had a life.



"L.D."---What?

kronk---It's like innermost feelings. You know? Stuff like that.

"L.D."---Well, stop it, please. You make me nervous.

kronk---Ugh!


Armored soldiers marching-

Metal on metal sounds-

Dust-

Perspiration-



"L.D."---Sheeesh...



I dig birds and I dig bees.

I dig my hotdogs in twos and threes,

WITH MUSTARD AND ONIONS!



"L.D."---Quick! Give it a title and lets get out of here before "they" get the mercurochrome!

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Date: 7/26/2024 3:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Whoa, I came in here expecting to see a poem regarding Hekler’s eating habits catching up with him from the title. But alas, it’s a poem of hope and better things from a USM we all became a part of, I agree.

Now mercurochrome brings back memories, and iodine too…which is why we were glad Bactine came along!
  
Date: 7/26/2024 12:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 48250    Nice!……. As always, Kronk!! Love the words …T/C  
Date: 7/27/2024 4:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I'm with you on the bactine, brother. I knew this girl in Georgia. Her name was Patricia, but "they" all called her Iodine.

"L.D."---Because she'd sting you and then burn you?

kronk---Nope. "They" called her Iodine because she had a ruddy complexion.

"L.D."---That's not funny.

kronk---Ugh?
  
Date: 7/27/2024 4:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Kentucky Bluebird Thank you, my friend. Stay sweet.  
Date: 7/31/2024 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Love reading your words brother ..cheers  
Date: 8/3/2024 11:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Zema Thank you, sister. Always good to hear from you.  
Date: 11/29/2024 8:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 67865    Interesting interaction, whether an actual conversation of a fabricated scenario, it grabbed my attention and imagination...Write on ! HBY
Date: 12/1/2024 5:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    HBY Happy that you found my little rant interesting. Thanks for checking out the words.  

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