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Hekler is now an author?! ...(not really)

  Author:  55251  Category:(Discussion) Created:(10/10/2024 6:29:00 PM)
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Big News, Book Lovers!

Hold your horses (or should we say, donkeys?)!

The long-awaited literary masterpiece by the one and only Hekler has finally trotted into bookstores!

This is no assumption – Hekler’s witty new book is kicking up a storm, and it’s bound to bray its way into your heart!

Whether you're a seasoned reader or just looking for a little heehaw, this story is sure to leave you rolling in the hay.

Don't be a stubborn mule —grab your copy today!

Available now in thift stores everywhere!

 

Reviews:

0/5 "I wish he would trot off." -  H** L****

"Please don't ask me to review this book." - K****

 

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Meet the Author

 

Not much is known about the mysterious person known only by the name "Hekler".

He is often very quiet and keeps to himself.

You've likely never seen him on this website. You really have to look hard.

He is very shy.

Well, I am happy to report that I have finally found yet another photograph of our favourite author.

I cannot disclose how or where I found the photograph as it is currently an ongoing investigation.  

Here we see him working on his next book!!

 

 

 

 

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Date: 10/10/2024 6:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I gotta' have a copy!

kronk---A copy of what?

"L.D."---Hekler's book!

kronk---Really? What's it about?

"L.D."---What?

kronk---The book, dog!

"L.D."---I think it's about horses, donkeys, and "Hey Larry." The forward was by "Morphix." I can hardly wait to check it out. Give me $2.37!

kronk---That's mighty cheap for a book, these days.

"L.D."---The book is thirty-seven cents. I need the two dollars for a bag of circus peanuts.

  
Date: 10/10/2024 6:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Is there any chance of getting a signed first edition?  
Date: 10/11/2024 2:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 55251    Hey Larry, great question! Unfortunately, Hekler is not taking questions as he has sworn a "vow of silence" ... or did he say he was "pleading the fifth"?  
Date: 10/11/2024 6:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Wow! Is that really "Hekler?"

kronk---"That's the rumor."

"L.D."---I thought that he'd be thinner.
  
Date: 10/12/2024 2:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    ..^^^^ Yes indeed, Hekler is reading an abridged version of "The Count Of Monte Cristo." Too bad it's the Swahili version, he doesn't know Swahili......  
Date: 10/21/2024 3:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 54570    I needed a good laugh!! Manure county!!!  
Date: 10/26/2024 4:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I feel sorta bad for having abandoned all of these top
quality posts for I guess it's been a couple of weeks now?

I lose track of things these days really easily and I have
also been going through a phase. Phases actually and my mood
ring has been changing colour almost hourly.

I would like to lay the blame for all of this for on an unholy
relic I had received by mail but I had only taken possession of
it (or it of me?), last week unless of course, it was one of
those especially evil medallions that projected their malice
forward in time to land on the shoulders of the final recipient.

All of that and the news coming out, by the minute it seems, of
some deplorable clown running for elected office. You may have
noticed that I did not name any particular clown as the list would
be too long and I might miss a dozen or two along the way and, if
nothing else, I do like to offer as much dependable information in
this as I do in all of my other postings.

It's depressing to see all of the norms that I'm accustomed to be
thrown out the window and replaced with trash with people attempting
to convince me that the trash is beautiful and desirable.

Now that I got you to read all of that, I would like to commend you
on the accurate depiction of me in a pensive moment.

I can't help but believe that, in some way or another, Hey Larry is
responsible for this mess and I'll retaliate with slightly less than
honest reviews of the jokes he posts. Now you know.

  
Date: 10/26/2024 4:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I remember that photo on the cover too. Hey Larry posted that way back in 1999
when he first arrived here and my original assessment of him was on the money. A
mule that had somehow commandeered an old TRS-80.

  

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