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JOTW #208

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/5/2024 11:21:00 AM)
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It is with deep condolences that I am here to announce that the inventor of " auto correct " has passed away.

The funnel will be held tomato .

May he rest in peas.

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Date: 10/6/2024 8:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I don't know about you, but I really like "that" one!

kronk---Which one?

"L.D."---Ugh! We need to reverse our roles!

kronk---What roles?

"L.D."---Ugh! You need to sleep on the "dough mat" and I need to walk around in a "days," all the time.
  
Date: 10/7/2024 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    OK..This is my last cup of coffee.

"L.D."---You always say that, yet you drink coffee all night.

kronk---Ugh! You may be right. OK, then; this will be my last pot, tonight.

"L.D."---I would be stuck in a post with the likes of you. Sheeeesh...
  
Date: 10/7/2024 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this post is the funniest yet! A stroke of genius!

  
Date: 10/7/2024 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...ummmmmmmm...autocorrect...are you there???^^^

  
Date: 10/8/2024 3:43:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Our " autocorrect " is temporarily out of service. In the meantime, I will attempt to decipher your message.

" Oh no, here we go again! Why am I addicted to laughing so hard every Saturday that I nearly cause myself to have a stroke?"

There, how's that?
  
Date: 10/8/2024 3:43:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, what kind of coffe do you prefer?  
Date: 10/8/2024 9:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...no, that's not it and if there was any
likelihood of having a stroke, it's probably due to
severe indigestion garnered from reading the "joke".

  
Date: 10/8/2024 6:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler:

In response to your latest attempt to spread misinformation, it is only proper that I point out the health risks associated with poutine consumption. Enough said.
  
Date: 10/9/2024 5:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I like it black and hot, just like my ---CENSORED--- What do you mean censoring me, dog? I'm the chatmin around here.

"L.D."---Even though I am relatively new to the site, I have scruples.

kronk---Scruples???

"L.D."---That's right, man. I saw my duty and I done it!

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/9/2024 5:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry The talking dog pulled the trigger a little early on the censor gun. What I was about to say, before I was so rudely interrupted, was that I-----
CENSORED--- Hey! You can't do that to me! I'll Have you know that----CENSORED----

"L.D."---hehehehe....
  
Date: 10/10/2024 4:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ Let me guess.....PUMPKIN SPICE."  
Date: 10/12/2024 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I like pumpkin pie, but when I want a cup of coffee, I'd prefer it didn't taste like pumpkin.

"L.D."---That's better. Keep it clean. This isn't a roadhouse, you know!

kronk---Ugh!
  

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