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HEY LARRY NEEDS OUR HELP!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Discussion) Created:(7/27/2024 9:33:00 AM)
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PLEASE!
 
I'm sure that most of us here have already seen Hey Larry's Poem Of The Week (POTW)
but how many of you know how incredibly expensive it is for him to bring offerings of
this quality to USM on a weekly basis?
 
It is an undertaking that he performs solely to amuse us all and he is going broke doing so.
 
Hey Larry has not given me permission to do this for him and I hope he doesn't mind so much
in the end but I need your help. All of you. Even Pillsbury if you're still skulking around from time to time.
 
ON SALE NOW:
 
HEY LARRY'S
OFFICIAL
 POTW SOCKS
 
Only $299.00
(*Quantities are limited)
(**May not be exactly as shown)
 
 
 

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Date: 7/27/2024 9:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Have you personally sniffed them for authenticity? I prefer gonna have to consult experts from PSA , JSA, Antiques Road Show before I fork out the money you’ve asking for…  
Date: 7/27/2024 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    You mentioned “ Pillsbury” for some reason. Do you miss poking fun at the gelatinous mascot of a beloved American food staple?  
Date: 7/27/2024 3:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Am I interpreting this correctly; there be no "JOTW," today?

kronk---I would say that is a definite "yes," dog.

"L.D."---Well, burn my biscuits! I feel let down.

kronk---Perhaps I can be of some assistance, dog. I am considered "funny," in certain circles.

"L.D."---UGH!!! I gotta be stuck in the same personality as you! Help me, "Hey Larry!" You're my only hope!

kronk---Those are some "really" cool socks! Got any money, dog?

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    It’s alright L.D., we all suffer for artistic expression. It’s worth it to annoy Hekler, lol!  
Date: 7/28/2024 3:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    ***** after reading the fine print I need to point out some things regarding this poser…I mean posters claim that quantity is limited and the items may not be exactly as shown.

Let me help out our USM friends by saying that I haven’t worn athletic socks for quite some time. These days I go barefoot around the house and wear compression socks at work…and yes I wash them regularly with the rest of my laundry.

So I say to you, dear members of the USM community, beware of paying $2.99 let alone $299.00 for the shameless act of chicanery.
  
Date: 8/2/2024 11:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5818    While I appreciate what Larry might be going through, I'm just not a socks person and haven't been for a long time, Also Thanks for letting me know Larry's situation. And I hope everything works out for the best.  
Date: 8/7/2024 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Wow! Man, you've got the worst looking lower legs.

kronk---What an awful thing to say, dog. What brought that on?

"L.D."---Your left shin is black and blue; the veins in that leg are all discolored and everything below your knee is hairless.

kronk---Anything else?

"L.D."---Yeah! Please go into the house and put on a pair of pants.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 8/7/2024 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Those really are some attractive socks.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/5/2024 2:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    How about those socks!

"L.D."---What's the big deal? We're talking about a pair of socks, here?

kronk---Yeah, but they're "POTW" socks.

"L.D."---You "really" need to get out more.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/10/2024 12:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 48250    LOL!!………T/C  

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