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JOTW #203

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/31/2024 4:58:00 AM)
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I posed nude for an art class today.

They didn't ask me to.

I think they were making ceramic bowls.

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Date: 8/31/2024 5:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Art is often misunderstood.......  
Date: 8/31/2024 5:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and thus the toilet was invented, a perfect item to use when saying farewell to your finned friends.

  
Date: 8/31/2024 5:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Do try and keep up, please? Although I will give you points for replying extra early this week. Good boy!  
Date: 8/31/2024 12:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I came in extra early so nobody would see me.
I still have some vestiges of pride.

  
Date: 8/31/2024 2:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Really? So when do you celebrate pride week where you live? Seriously, you have just astonished the USM world with that announcement.  
Date: 9/2/2024 5:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I can't believe that I was so incautious and left that opening for you to capitalize on.

  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    What would Emily Post say?  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...don't you have a distant relative that could answer that better than I? Fence Post?

  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I was rather expecting your answer post-haste. However at this time I would challenge you to pose naked in a pottery class if you have the.......to do so.  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Would you pose naked in a pottery class?

"L.D."---Sure. I'm naked 24/7, anyway. What's the big deal?

kronk---Oh, I see your point.

"L.D."---Would you?

kronk---Would I, what?

"L.D."---Pose naked in a pottery class.

kronk---Nobody wants to see me naked in a pottery class, or anywhere else, for that matter.

"L.D."---Oh, I see "your" point.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:41:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Point well taken you two, as I was escorted out said class and taken to the local police station to be evaluated by a " counselor "o be determined if they needed to send me over the cuckoo's nest......  
Date: 9/2/2024 6:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Hey Larry's "JOTW" furthers harmony in the natural world.

kronk---Wow! Dog, that was heavy and actually, sort of profound.

"L.D."---Of course....Yo, man! I got a crick in my neck. Would you mind scratching something for me?

kronk---Forget it!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/2/2024 7:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So should I be doing some kind of mantra?  

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