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Date: 10/21/2024 10:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Well, you know what "they" say. "L.D."---What? kronk---"You should never feed a stray." "L.D."---What exactly are you insinuating? kronk---I am not insinuating anything, dog. It's like, one of those old sayings. "L.D."---Yeah, well, I ain't no stray! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/21/2024 12:10:00 PM From Authorid: 55251 Sounds like those raccoons were planning a takeover. 38 years of free meals, and they finally decided to stage a coup. Time to change the locks... or at least the menu? |
Date: 10/21/2024 5:29:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 All I can add is.... good thing it wasn't one of those picnic basket pilfering bears from Jellystone Park. Imagine all of the chaos that would have created. |
Date: 10/26/2024 5:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...this would make a good Hitchcock film. |
Date: 10/27/2024 3:12:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 And then make a sequel with rabid squirrels. |
Date: 10/29/2024 5:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Would you consider eating a "rabid squirrel?" "L.D."---Why do you ask? kronk---Well, I've seen you eat some rather unorthodox stuff. "L.D."---Rabies doesn't bother me. I'd wouldn't hesitate eating a squirrel that had rabies, three legs, one eye, no tail, smelled like a polecat, had bad breath, no teeth, been dead for a week,.... kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/30/2024 1:18:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ L.D., connoisseur of fine dining! I was thinking of operating a food truck that specializes in Southern Fried Squirrel for fairs , sporting events, etc. |
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