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Hey Larry’s POTW #198

  Author:  5940  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/27/2024 4:17:00 AM)
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Roses are red.

Tacos are delicious .

Use paper plates if you hate doing dishes.

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Date: 7/27/2024 4:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this was incredible.
I am at a loss for words.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That’s what I was hoping for. I’d like to thank Kronk & L.D. for inspiring poems past and present.  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

I like the weekend
Your jokes make me groan
but they're not as bad
as this stinking poem.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...found some words.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Roses are red.

Aquariums have fishes.

Hekler’s just sore.

Cuz he still does dishes.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

I don't understand poetry
and I never will
but if you ask me,
this is just swill.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...my memory may be fading day by day but for the life
of me, I just can't seem to recall 197 other POTW's.

Please don't go out of your way to post 197 more either.

By the way, you forgot to add a "K" at the end of POTW.

Poetry Of The Worst Kind.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

The roses are dead
and the fishes gone too.
Hey Larry writes poetry
like an ape from a zoo.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm doing a crossword puzzle right now
and it's asking for an anagram of "THIS".

I'm stumped. Can anyone help?

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you'd better not say "HITS" unless
you're referring to the way this poem
hits a person's sensibilities to deliver
a stunning blow to the brain.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 8:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    …and the answer is..” How to annoy a USM member from Canada for $100 Alex…”  
Date: 7/27/2024 9:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Alex is dead
been gone a long time
It would kill him again
if he'd read those lines.

  
Date: 7/27/2024 9:07:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    How?

How does one know?

When all you are doing

Goes right past your nose?
  
Date: 7/27/2024 9:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...OH YEAH?

  
Date: 7/27/2024 9:43:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    OH YEAH Infinity!  
Date: 7/27/2024 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    See what you started.

kronk---It's a "poetic resurgence." I'm actually sorta' proud of myself.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 7/27/2024 5:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    
^^^^ You should be proud, it inspired me to get Hekler all up in hackles.
  

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