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Date: 9/23/2024 7:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It's a good thing this didn't involve " Lincoln Logs".  |
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Date: 9/23/2024 6:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh! That hurts just reading it! kronk---I know! I once had some sort of flying beetle crawl into my right ear and get stuck in there. "L.D."---How could anything manage to get by the forest of hair in your ear. kronk---In those times, my vanity got the best of me and I bought one of those little electric "roto rooters" for the ear. I spent a half hour mowing the hair in my ears and then, that bug got in there. The thing was driving me nuts! "L.D.---How'd you get the thing out of your ear? kronk---Dog, I was really in a bind until this drunken freak staggered by while I was beating my head against a brick wall. He asked what the problem was and I told him about the bug. So, the freak says: "I can get the bug out of your ear, man. All you have to do is buy me a whiskey and coke hi-ball." "L.D."---Don't tell me that you fell for that one, man. kronk---I was desperate, dog. The brick wall that I was banging my head on just happened to be part of a booze joint. I went in there, got him the drink and he drank about 90% of it, then he sucked up the last little bit into that little swizzle stirring straw that comes with the drink, but nobody ever uses, sticks the end of the straw into the ear with the bug in it and blows a stream of whiskey into me ear. "L.D."---Let me guess, nothing happened? kronk---On the contrary, dog. That bug came tumbling out of my ear, fell to the ground, and started making these crazy little bug noises. "L.D."---Dig you squash it? kronk---I couldn't do it, dog. The bug looked just like the former "Speaker of the House of Representative of the United States of America." "L.D."---Ugh?  |
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Date: 9/24/2024 5:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Which " Beatle" crawled into your ear Kronk? My guess would be John, he's more of a practical joker. ( not to mention his infamous lost weekend) |
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Date: 9/24/2024 1:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I can commiserate with this guy as I had a similar experience. Whe we were younger and before asbestos was found to be the big baddie it was, the public school system here let you play with this stuff in your art classes and you could even buy the dry mix at the hardware store. Needless to say, inhaling that powder led to breathing issues and I spent many years struggling to breathe. Until last year. I was cooking down a mixture of different hot peppers into my own hot sauce and the smell was pulling the paint off the walls and also had me sneezing like never before...probably harder than has ever sneezed before in history and, with one final huge sneeze, I blew out an ash tray. My breathing got immediately better. It was quite a nice ash tray though and I didn't want it to go to waste so I took up smoking and now I'm having breathing problems again. I never could accept change very well.  |
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Date: 9/24/2024 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I love this place! kronk---Me to, dog. "L.D."---Put on some "Steely Dan," will you, man. Someone stole my water. kronk---I didn't know it was your water, dog. "L.D."---Don't "Do it again." kronk---Groooovin....  |
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Date: 9/24/2024 5:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry One of my all time favorite Beatle tunes is "Eleanor Rigby." "L.D."---Of all the stuff "The Beatles" came up with; you like that song? kronk---Absolutely, dog. Dig I ever tell you that I studied for, and seriously considered becoming a "man of the cloth." "L.D."---Might that cloth, by any chance, be strawberry seersucker? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/24/2024 6:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Hekler's Snot Nosed Ash Tray Snort more asbestos, you've found your artistic niche. Maybe you can bring back smoking in public areas once again. So chic! |
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Date: 9/24/2024 6:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk a cult leader? How old is your copy of " The White Album?" |
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Date: 9/27/2024 7:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry At one time, or another, I am sure that I did have "The White Album." These days, I have only a fraction of the LP's I once owned. Stuff like that just sort of disappeared throughout the years. "L.D."---You'd sell anything you own for a jug of wine. That's why you ain't got nuthin', no more. kronk---Why are you writing in cretin, dog? "L.D."---"Get away from me kid. You bother me." (W.C. Fields) kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/4/2024 4:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry ----(And, anyone else who may be interested.) "L.D."---What? kronk---What, what? "L.D."---Cut it out, man! I'm about to bite you! kronk---Where am I? What am I doing, wherever I am? "L.D."---I'm warning you! Spit it out! kronk---Havew you seen my dog? ....CRUNCH !!!!! kronk---Ouch! |
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Date: 10/4/2024 5:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Havew??? What is Havew? kronk---Eh? "L.D."---Sorry, "Hey Larry." kronk is desperate for the "JOTW." Good night |
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