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Date: 8/16/2024 4:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What wrong with you? "L.D."---I was secretly wishing that "Hey Larry" would post his "JOTW" tonight, rather than tomorrow morning. kronk---So, he did. What are you so sad about? "L.D."---I can't think of a joke. kronk---Give it time. You'll come up with something, eventually. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
Date: 8/16/2024 5:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That's alright L.D., apparently I caught Hekler off guard as he's not left a snarky comment. Tomorrow is only a day away.  |
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Date: 8/16/2024 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I got one!!!! kronk---What you got, dog? "L.D."---A joke, man! I have a joke! kronk---Is it a "good" joke? "L.D."---Of course. It's # 167 out of "250 Bad Jokes So Incredibly Dumb They're Actually Funny." kronk---Well......Let's have it, dog! "L.D."---"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke? …" kronk---Ugh??????? |
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Date: 8/16/2024 6:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And away we go! LOL! Let the joke telling commence? |
Date: 8/17/2024 4:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry, I like all of your jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.  |
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Date: 8/17/2024 5:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well that's too bad Morphix. When the inventor of the air conditioner passed away, his funeral was attended by many fans. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Q : "What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke? A : Hey Larry?  |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...well, I'm not quite sure if this counts but yesterday was opening day for the C.N.E. here so I took the clan out for a day of very hopeful fun and frolic. Turned into a bad joke. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...until 5:03 which is when we saw the poor and tired mother off to the trains and a solo trip back home. It was at about this time that the urge to don my new "I'm not with stupid any more" T-shirt became hard to resist. Don't judge me. You weren't there. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...an air conditioner, a fan and Hey Larry walked into a bar. How any of the three were able to walk is a mystery for the ages. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I was also expecting the JOTW today so I don't know what this could possibly be called. A premature e-jokeulation??? |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Q : What do you get when you cross a snake with a shark? A : A snark. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
C.N.E.? So you celebrate Certifiably Nefarious & Egregious events there? Well that explains a lot. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I can't speak for the air conditioner nor the fan, but my electric scooter that I ordered from The ACME Company has been on back order for quite some time now. And I still haven't received my $400 basketball shoes either. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
.....mmmm..... pass... |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yesterday was CAN. NOT. ERADICATE. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 7:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Snark= Hekler and any relatives that are still breathing. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: yesterday. What about today? |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Dorothy...maybe you'll get a pair of ruby slippers instead of the sneakers and your life will change but the Oz are against that happening. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Q : "RE: yesterday. What about today?" A : A stain. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: What about today.... You need Depends. You're welcome. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Snark= Hekler and any relatives that are still breathing. We are proud of our heritage. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...who needs Depends when there is always the JOTW? You're welcome. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Dorothy There's always that house from Kansas making its Grand Entrance. Look to the skies! |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who in their right minds ( except you of course) would wear a comment from a website versus an actual aid to assist in the maintenance of positive reinforcement L |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE, RE: Hekler being proud of his snarky heritage. You mustn't confuse your comment as if you were the cellar dwelling hockey team. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm note sure where you were going with that last reply ("Who in their right minds"  but if it was somekind of roundabout way of asking me out on a date, I'll have to decline. I have an aversion to lounge lizards for a start and the list just goes on from there. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
NOTE: yes , you are definitely not sure. You have just returned from celebrating the Celebration of Nefarious & Egregious expo, so no further explanation needed... |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I don't get it??? kronk---What? "L.D."---The "premature e-jokulation?" kronk---Don't worry about that. It got passed. "L.D."---Oh....Ugh? |
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Date: 8/17/2024 8:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Man! What a turnout! Hey Larry really pulled `em in with this idea. kronk---Yes, indeed. All five of us showed up. "L.D."---I'm happy that you included me, this time. Now, I don't have to bite you. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/17/2024 10:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ There are more USM members and lurkers out there and we hope to bring into the conversation. In the meantime, we'll leave the light on! |
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Date: 8/17/2024 11:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
^^^^ I'd suggest bribery. |
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Date: 8/17/2024 12:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ You must've been the keynote speaker at the C.N.E. |
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