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Date: 11/2/2024 1:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
***** This is my alternating weekend to work. I may not be able to respond with any quick witted answers to snappy replies. I should be able to continue my regular act of self defense this afternoon. Thank you for your patience.  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...is there even a possibility that you'll be able to respond with snappy replies to quick~witted observations from your reader(s)? Or, as has been the case all too often in the past, will you just continue to follow your ancestral heritage and fling excrement?  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...for the benefit of any canary fanciers out there, I just wanted to add that Hey Larry's cousin Mel operates a somewhat doubtful canary mill that manages to evade a shutdown by the forces of law and order due to Mel also being the chief of police, the head judge and the mayor of the small backwoods burg in which he has centered his empire. |
Date: 11/2/2024 6:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
This one was truly funny. So old school, like the jokes that got to your funny bone  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 10:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so old school that your teacher at the time wore an animal hide to protect him from the elements and if you misbehaved in class, and were telling jokes like this one, you got clubbed. Righteously. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 10:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I wasn't saying that Ginger's teacher wore animal hides or that she might in any way be as old as prehistory. I was referring to Hey Larry. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 11:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Hekler: Ancestral Heritage that flings excrement..... You're merely jealous because of the fact your ancestors didn't have the evolution to rub a couple of sticks together that would have created fire. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 11:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Canary fanciers / Cousin Mel Okay, you have me at a slight disadvantage. Mel was a far removed relative of Col. Sanders. Need I say more that the tabloids haven't already? |
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Date: 11/2/2024 11:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And as far as the last couple of comments from Hekler.... Watching reruns of "The Flintstones" had an effect on our generation. Is it okay with you if I call you " Joe Rockhead" from now on? |
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Date: 11/2/2024 11:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...re: " Joe Rockhead" I guess the shoe fits. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 4:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry understands human nature. He should definitely get into politics. kronk---Why do you say that, dog? "L.D."---`Cause today is election day in the United States of America. kronk---Let me get back to you on that one, dog. "L.D."---Ugh?  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 4:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ Halloween is right around the corner....... |
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Date: 11/2/2024 4:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and this year, the American Hallowe'en falls on November 5th. I heard that there will be ghouls, goblin cats and dogs and the usual crew of the undead, walking around in seeming circles on a hunt for what they need for survival...BRAAAAAAAAINS! Just be careful not to run into that young crowd of hooligans over on the corner of Arkansas and Mississippi. You'll know them by their Trump masks and red hats and they want to swipe all of your candy. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 4:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just wish that Christmas was perpetually just around the corner. I don't like disassembling the tree every year and putting it back up again twelve months later. It just seems like such an undue expenditure of energy. Time for a nap. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Don't you feel embarrassed? kronk---Why? "L.D."---For saying that today is "Election Day." kronk---Did I say that? "L.D."---You most certainly did and your friends, Hey Larry and Hekler, didn't even make fun of you. You're lucky to have `em. kronk---Yes, I am...(sniff, sniff) It does my poor, old heart good, to see that... "L.D."---OK, that's enough of that! Pass the de-worming medicene, will ya, "Humphrey Bogart!" |
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Date: 11/5/2024 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well, today "is" Election Day, in The United States of America. I didn't have to fight the crowds `cause I early voted on Halloween. "L.D."---...and, your point? kronk---What? "L.D."---Who did you vote for? kronk---I penciled in Mother Nature. She's ultimately responsible for making sure that "Portunus pelagicus" remains plentiful. "L.D."---Ugh? |
| Date: 11/12/2024 4:36:00 AM From Authorid: 67865 Haa ! Great travel into ! Thanks 🐥 |
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