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Date: 11/1/2024 4:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Great, and if Hekler wins I hope he does something about our dismal postal system. Maybe I could be a member of his cabinet too!  |
Date: 11/1/2024 5:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I do think that you and I could be a valuable addition to President Hekler's cabinet. You have a wonderful way with people and I have no conscience. We'd compliment one another, wonderfully. "L.D."---What kind of a platform are you pushing here, man? Who'd ever vote for the candidate that would have you? kronk---Relax, dog. Such things, like my competency, can be overlooked. We may even be able to find a place for you. How about Minister of even-toed ungulates, with special interest on moose? "L.D."---Oh, my! I am "your" dog, man! kronk---Now, that was easy, wasn't it?....GO VOTE....  |
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Date: 11/1/2024 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Perhaps we could form The Ungulate Party. Haven't the Jack-ass and pachyderm had enough time to get things in order? |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...kronk...kudos to you for doing your patriotic duty and voting, as long as you managed to choose those candidates that won't lead you down a path to eternal flames, suffering and damnation. That pretty much erases the slate clean but there are probably a few Jimmy Stewart "Mr. Smith" types still out there wearing rose~ colored glasses that actually entered the political arena to be a force for good. Like I said, not many. ...L.D...Thank you so much for your continuing faith. I've been wondering how I might sneak myself into your election because I believe, as do you, that I would be the guy that would be able to sort out the problems that the U.S. is currently facing. For a teaser, how about mandatory pay from your employer for those days you're hung over or just want to stay home and try to beat that tough level on that video game you've been playing? Contrary to popular belief, Canada has no shortage of moose and the moose population has exploded in recent years, with many moving into the suburbs and even into major urban centres. Moose consumption is at an all~time low, what with all the northern peoples opening up casinos and transitioning to fast food diets. HeklerCo, previously the only supplier of moose sized pots has had to cut them from their kitchenwares line due to low demand so promising a moose in every pot would just turn out to be an empty political promise. I also promise to bring back the Pony Express to remedy your postal service and better mail delivery times. For more information, please check out my official website.  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...sure, you can be a cabinet member. In fact, you can be in charge of the liquor cabinet due to your extensive experience in that area. Just don't expect to be paid if you call in sick with a hangover. |
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Date: 11/2/2024 5:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...even kronk would be a valuable addition to the effort on those days when I'm having a crab leg promotion on the official White House menu. I'm a firm believer in "the right man in the right position". Start packing your bags man; you're coming to Washington. |
Date: 11/2/2024 6:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Yep, my vote would be split. Hekler's a good candidate. On the other hand, Hey Larry would make sure everyone had a lounge chair next to the USM pool. Chill and watch the world spin. No one gets out of it alive ... LoL  |
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Date: 11/2/2024 1:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Yes, indeed. I like to go down to the library and check out the "hot grannies" that work the election. "They" really had it going on, this year. Everything went smooth as silk. (I love an efficient operation.) "L.D."---Man, you are such a freak! I'm going to tell mother that you've been eyeballing the election workers. kronk---She knows I'm harmless, dog. "L.D."---Yeah, well, we'll see about that. We need to rent a truck and trailer to take advantage of the Hekler & Co. flash sale on oversize cauldrons. I didn't know that moose were so plentiful, up there. We should probably gets at least six pots and a small herd of moose. Thanksgiving is right around the corner. |
Date: 11/2/2024 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler ...or, perhaps I should say Mr. President.  "L.D." here: kronk really got excited about your "D.C." crab leg promo. As I type this, he is gathering all his extra crab traps and then he's off to the poultry processing plant to try and cut a deal for a few hundred pounds of "Class III" fryers. (crabs love chicken fat) I had a T-shirt made for him: "CRABS!! YOU WANT `EM? I GOT `EM!" |
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Date: 11/2/2024 2:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I pretty much feel the same way. Time for something besides bald face lies and character assassination. What I think we need is a little something for "We the people!" |
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Date: 11/2/2024 2:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger Yes, ma'am! I feel like I've gotten rather close to those two, ever since the "JOTW" came into being. (virtually close, anyway) I believe Hekler and Hey Larry "have soul." "L.D."---Hiya, Ginger! "L.D." here: Great advice, indeed. I'm working at getting kronk to "chill out," but, it's an uphill battle, I tell you. Presently, he could be a poster child for the "fight or flight mechanism" society. kronk---Don't worry Ginger with such things. I'm perfectly fine. I've been knitting you a sweater and I find knitting to be highly therapeutic. "L.D."---I saw that sweater, and in case you havn't noticed; I don't have eight legs. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/26/2024 6:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Merry Christmas! |
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