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Date: 9/7/2024 6:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I like the idea of the handy remote control holder.  |
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Date: 9/7/2024 7:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...for the purpose of comparison, here is my list of what I feel to be the saddest things I can think of: 1. End of the age of dinosaurs. 2. The 45th President of the United States. 3. Amelia Earhart goes missing. 4. J.O.T.W. 5. The Angry Whopper. |
Date: 9/7/2024 7:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
When was The Whopper angry? When it couldn't have it his way.mmm.  |
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Date: 9/7/2024 7:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Say, you looking for work? There's an opening for toe jam removal that's just perfect for your skill level. |
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Date: 9/7/2024 8:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...what did you jam your toe into now? |
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Date: 9/7/2024 2:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Really? You know I can't post that answer here on G-rated site! How about I use sign language, that is if you can tear your eyes away from those nefarious men's magazines long enough to comprehend a sentence. |
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Date: 9/8/2024 4:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Got any money? "L.D."---No! why do you ask? kronk---I need another one of those pillows. "L.D."---You already have six of `em. What are you going for, anyway? kronk---A plastic harem. "L.D."---I'm gonna' have to stop hanging around with you. I'm starting to smell fire and brimstone when you're around. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 9/9/2024 3:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^^ The Plastic Sheik , lol! |
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Date: 9/10/2024 8:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...buy four and start your own Plastic Ono Band. |
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Date: 9/10/2024 8:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...then break up The Beatles. |
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Date: 9/10/2024 8:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...hey there kronk and L.D! Have you ever considered upgrading your order to genuine Canadian moosehide? This would be the preferable option if you're planning on spending a lot of time in the great outdoors. Much more durable and chewy too! |
Date: 9/10/2024 2:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  About fifty years ago, I actually owned a pair of moose hide moccasins. Those things were pretty much indestructible. I kept the mocs for many years and then they just disappeared. "L.D."---Hekler's right. They were delicious. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, I just heard from John Lennon's widow after e-mailing your latest crude comment on this post. She will be paying you a visit in the near future to sing her greatest hits from those days where she fronted " The Plastic Oh-NO Band. |
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Date: 9/13/2024 12:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow, man! The Beatles broke up? That's terrible! kronk---YoKo is still around, though. "L.D."---Oh, NO! |
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Date: 9/13/2024 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, that's why Hekler's so grouchy. He hates competition. |
Date: 9/17/2024 1:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Eh, we can't put Hey Larry out of work here. Need those giggles far too much. Sheesh, just look at the pretend jokers everywhere.  |
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