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Date: 10/19/2024 11:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But then again, DOVE soap cleans better in the bathtub.... |
Date: 10/19/2024 1:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Soap jokes eh? I would write a witty reply, but my hands are Tide.  |
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Date: 10/19/2024 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What's the cleanest type of birthday joke? One that's a SOAPrise! |
Date: 10/20/2024 1:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I love that chocolate! Especially, the extra dark variety! It even has antioxidants in it. Matter of fact, I have some in my desk drawer....HEY!!!.....Where's my chocolate!"L.D."----What? kronk---Did you take my chocolate? "L.D."---Was it in a purple, white, and chocolate colored wrapper? kronk---Yes! Have you seen it? "L.D."---Did it weigh approximately seven ounces? kronk---Yes! Yes! "L.D."---Almonds, dark chocolate, "silky smooth Promises?" kronk---Yes! Yes! Yes! You described it perfectly! Have you see it??? "L.D."---No kronk---Ugh?  |
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Date: 10/20/2024 2:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, Dove chocolate is far superior to the imitation wax candy they pump out this time of year. Were I ever to be on death row, and asked what wanted as a last meal. It would be chocolate, death by chocolate. |
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Date: 10/22/2024 1:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
https://usrimg-850.fark.net/r/rT/fark_rTtUF_THv9anym87nO8Yvs5J4VY.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=JO3ELGV4BGLFW7Y3EZXN&Expires=1730088000&Signature=n1u7q41i8yQC2ZIubiKcSp3WOdU%3D  |
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Date: 10/23/2024 2:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh look! ^^^^ Hekler's home movie from his last vacation..... |
Date: 10/23/2024 7:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Welcome Back Hekler! We missed you!  -- Oh wait, Hey Larry already scared him off again!  |
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Date: 10/23/2024 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Was that Hekler? kronk---I believe it was. "L.D."---Quick! Go to the link that he left! kronk---Every time I follow one of those links, I end up at the former speaker of the house of the United States of America's dark website. "L.D."---How dark? kronk---Too dark to discuss, dog. "L.D."---I miss Hekler. |
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