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Date: 10/17/2024 8:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
50 years? Pretty quick in my experience! She must have paid extra for the express shipping.   |
Date: 10/17/2024 9:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, and here I am complaining about shipping a package to Canada that takes two weeks from Arkansas, to Chicago, to Florida and who knows where else before Toronto even catches a glimpse.  |
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Date: 10/19/2024 5:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh! I wish that "they" would find the box of dog-care products that "they" lost, almost five years ago. kronk---What kind of dog-care products are we talking about, here? "L.D."---None of your business. kronk---Oh....So, we're talking about "those" kind of products, eh? "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/19/2024 11:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So L.D. has fleas and ordered some items to remedy the problem. |
Date: 10/20/2024 1:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Actually, I am totally protected by my monthly "3 in 1" bacon flavored, "Vermin B Gone" pill. It kills fleas, ticks, lice, ringworm, intestinal & heart worms, and their offspring. "They" even throw a little something extra in there to discourage distemper. kronk---Yeah, costs me a small fortune to maintain that dog! "L.D."---Go back to your mat and lay down!....and quit scratching yourself in public! kronk---UGH! |
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Date: 10/20/2024 2:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! You gotta love mans best friend! |
Date: 10/21/2024 3:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 54570
There's hope once again for "The Checks in the mail" excuse  |
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Date: 10/21/2024 5:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! So true, thanks for the inspiration! |
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Date: 10/26/2024 5:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I filled in an application for you at: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/ for your attempt to be the person that takes the longest time to get to the point of your stories. Thank me when you're famous.  |
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Date: 10/26/2024 5:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I've been waiting to receive a letter from Ed McMahon for tears now. |
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Date: 10/26/2024 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...England's Royal Mail has been delivering mail for more than 500 years but holds the world record for delivering a letter posted 1n 1919 and delivered in 2008 - 89 years. The United States has only been delivering mail since 1775 - only half as long and yet consumers believe that the Brits will lose their record in a year or two. |
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Date: 10/26/2024 5:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Here's a way to find out how much the government knows about you: Address an envelope to yourself but instead of an address, write: I DARE YOU TO TRY AND FIND ME! Check your street every hour for florist or phone company vans that look like they may have satellite uplinks. Collect your prize! |
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Date: 10/27/2024 3:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Guinness Book Of World Records How long do I have to wait before I can celebrate? Do I win a case of beer? |
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Date: 10/27/2024 3:20:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ed McMahon has gone to the big Publishers Clearing House in the Sky. However, I can you a singing telegram service messenger with balloons and an I.O.U.! |
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Date: 10/27/2024 3:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
U.S. Postmaster DeJoy strives to become knighted by King Charles one day! |
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Date: 10/27/2024 3:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Do you have your own podcast? |
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