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JOTW #207

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/28/2024 2:44:00 AM)
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Three golf clubs go into a bar.

The putter asks for a beer.

The wedge asks for a shot of whiskey.

" Nothing for me" said the third club. " I'm the driver!"

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Date: 9/28/2024 10:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...WOW! The JOTW just keeps getting better and better!

(it's a low bar)

  
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Date: 9/28/2024 12:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You don't like playing golf , do you?  
Date: 9/28/2024 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Well, we finally made it. Kronk snuggled up to a 32 oz wide mouth "Mason Jar" full of corn liquor, last night and then wandered off.

kronk---I was looking for a stingaree.

"L.D."---We found you passed out, face down, over the drain at the car wash.

kronk---There was a stingaree down there. I saw it.

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 9/28/2024 6:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

"You don't like playing golf , do you?"

Not if I can't cheat.

  
Date: 9/29/2024 5:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    A golf joke? I'm not sure it's that funny. I guess you could say it's a swing and a miss.......  
Date: 9/29/2024 8:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Careful there Morphix, Hekler will start to think that I have competition and he's likely to admit himself to some cult like sanctuary.  
Date: 9/29/2024 8:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    CORN XXX Liquor, isn't that a gas booster type additive they put in flex fuel vehicles?  
Date: 9/30/2024 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Now, Hey Larry probably thinks you're some sort of lush.

kronk---"Hey Larry" knows better than that.

"L.D."---How would he know better? He's never laid eyes on you.

kronk---Hey Larry would never take the word of a "imaginary talking dog" over a twenty-plus year veteran of USM.....(((OUCH))) You bit me!

"L.D."---You must be mistaken! I couldn't possibly have bitten you. I'm imaginary.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/2/2024 6:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Kronk & L.D. remind me of Abbott & Costello.  
Date: 10/4/2024 4:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "Abbott and Costello" I watched many an episode on Saturday mornings; along with "The Little Rascals" and "The Three Stooges."

"L.D."---I got off on "Rin Tin Tin" and I had such a crush on "Lassie."

kronk---You do know that the "Lassie" character was played exclusively by male collies.

"L.D."---Of course! The 50's, 60's and 70's were such exciting decades!

kronk---Wow! Where was I during this "Age of Enlightenment?"

"L.D."---Locked up on "Alcatraz Island."

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/6/2024 1:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 10722    I'm just happy I got the joke, even though I don't know jack about golf   

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