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Date: 9/28/2024 10:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! The JOTW just keeps getting better and better! (it's a low bar)  |
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Date: 9/28/2024 11:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
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Date: 9/28/2024 12:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You don't like playing golf , do you?  |
Date: 9/28/2024 5:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Well, we finally made it. Kronk snuggled up to a 32 oz wide mouth "Mason Jar" full of corn liquor, last night and then wandered off. kronk---I was looking for a stingaree. "L.D."---We found you passed out, face down, over the drain at the car wash. kronk---There was a stingaree down there. I saw it. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 9/28/2024 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
"You don't like playing golf , do you?" Not if I can't cheat. |
Date: 9/29/2024 5:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
A golf joke? I'm not sure it's that funny. I guess you could say it's a swing and a miss.......  |
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Date: 9/29/2024 8:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Careful there Morphix, Hekler will start to think that I have competition and he's likely to admit himself to some cult like sanctuary. |
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Date: 9/29/2024 8:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
CORN XXX Liquor, isn't that a gas booster type additive they put in flex fuel vehicles? |
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Date: 9/30/2024 4:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Now, Hey Larry probably thinks you're some sort of lush. kronk---"Hey Larry" knows better than that. "L.D."---How would he know better? He's never laid eyes on you. kronk---Hey Larry would never take the word of a "imaginary talking dog" over a twenty-plus year veteran of USM.....(((OUCH))) You bit me! "L.D."---You must be mistaken! I couldn't possibly have bitten you. I'm imaginary. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/2/2024 6:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Kronk & L.D. remind me of Abbott & Costello. |
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Date: 10/4/2024 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "Abbott and Costello" I watched many an episode on Saturday mornings; along with "The Little Rascals" and "The Three Stooges." "L.D."---I got off on "Rin Tin Tin" and I had such a crush on "Lassie." kronk---You do know that the "Lassie" character was played exclusively by male collies. "L.D."---Of course! The 50's, 60's and 70's were such exciting decades! kronk---Wow! Where was I during this "Age of Enlightenment?" "L.D."---Locked up on "Alcatraz Island." kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/6/2024 1:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 10722
I'm just happy I got the joke, even though I don't know jack about golf   |
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