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Hey Larry's JOTW #199

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/3/2024 10:39:00 AM)
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A blind friend of mine asked to borrow $100 .

So I lent him the money.

He was grateful and said that he'd pay me back the next time he saw me.

Time to re evaluate this friendship.....

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Date: 8/3/2024 11:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm not blind but my hearing is pretty dismal.
Still, if you could find it in your heart to give
me a $5oo loan, I promise to pay it back as soon
as I hear from you. I want to invest in Truth Social
streaming television. It looks like it's going to be
a winner.

  
Date: 8/3/2024 12:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    In my very best Lindsey Graham voice, " I'd think that policy matters more than helping Americans with " Mr. Magoo" issues "  
Date: 8/3/2024 12:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Got any money?

"L.D."---For you?

kronk---Yes.

"L.D."---No.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 8/3/2024 12:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    What kind of a comment was that, man?

kronk---Just your standard Saturday JOTW week comment, dog.

"L.D."---How about a little something for the man's effort.

kronk---You may be right about that, dog. Give me a minute, please.

"L.D."---Of course.

kronk---Hey Larry That was an exceptional joke, man. It had depth and actually made me col.

"L.D."---What do you mean, it made you col?

kronk---Chuckle out loud.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 8/3/2024 12:16:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That is why I won't pay a visit to any "payday " or car title" loan outfits.  
Date: 8/3/2024 12:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    ...and, in that same vein.

"L.D."---Ugh?

kronk---Hekler's joke was not bad, either.

"L.D."---Agreed.

kronk---Loan me $6.17, please?

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---Chicken quarters are on sale for fifty-seven cents a pound.

"L.D."---Sure...If I get 80% of the meat and all of the bones.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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