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Date: 8/24/2024 5:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Have you given any thought to that? kronk---What? "L.D."---"Arrangements." kronk---Why? "L.D."---Do you expect to live forever? kronk---Of course? I've made it 66,000,072 earth years, already. "L.D."---I see your point. kronk---Good! Here; hold my beer and watch this! "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 8/24/2024 11:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I got to hand it to both of you, and I'd just like you to know that it would be a privilege to hold your beer for the next trip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4epAJRPMw  |
Date: 8/25/2024 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I actually did spring for a final resting place. It was the wildest thing. One afternoon, we hear a knock on the door and find this guy in a nice suit, standing there. This fellow had a big, green, parrot perched on his right shoulder."L.D."---I didn't like the looks of that bird. kronk---Yeah, well, you must've liked something about that parrot. You tried to eat it. "L.D."---It smelled of saltine crackers and blue cheese. kronk---Whatever...I felt bad about the attack and ending up buying two plots in an undeveloped cow pasture, from the guy. I have "official" documentation. "L.D."---How long ago was that? kronk---About fifty-five years. "L.D."---Did it ever get developed? kronk---Nope...Still a cow pasture. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/25/2024 5:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo! "L.D."---Quiet, please! I'm like, deep into 14 minutes of Peter Frampton's "Do you feel like we do?" kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/26/2024 4:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Sigh...... "L.D."---Wasamattayou? kronk---Dog...I am bone tired. "L.D."---Why are you commenting to yourself? There is no one else, here. kronk---Aren't you wondering why I'm so tired, dog? "L.D."---No kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/28/2024 6:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
I would have replied to this post much sooner but was warned off by the Trump campaign that any remarks about an orange fish would be tantamount to election interference.  |
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Date: 8/29/2024 3:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^^ Fashionably Late again...... |
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Date: 8/29/2024 10:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't my fault! I swear to God! |
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Date: 8/29/2024 5:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You missed your calling as a career politician. |
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Date: 8/29/2024 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
It's "Hekler!" He's back! kronk---Yes, it does indeed appear to be Hekler. Or, maybe it's "Jake Blues?" I'm going to the "7-11" to get some "Bromo-Seltzer." Need anything? "L.D."---Yeah! Pick me up "two fried chickens and a coke." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/29/2024 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
^^^^^"The Blues Brothers"^^^^^ |
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Date: 8/29/2024 10:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...Blues Brothers has to be the crowning achievement in cinematic history. (at least the original was...not the John Goodman disaster) |
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Date: 8/29/2024 10:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..."how much for the little girl?" |
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