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JOTW #211

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/26/2024 2:44:00 AM)
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You won't believe what I saw this morning.

A lady was talking to her cat. Poor woman. She thought the cat understood her.

I got home later, told the dog and we laughed about it.

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Date: 10/26/2024 6:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 55251    You talked to a dog?

Nobody here would ever do such a silly thing!

...Wait..
  
Date: 10/26/2024 7:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I have. I talk to Hekler , the dirty dog of USM.  
Date: 10/26/2024 2:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I remember the first time my great-great-great grandfather told
me this joke but he ate a lot of cabbage and Taco Bell and also had
bad gas so it didn't stink as badly this time.

  
Date: 10/26/2024 4:27:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So you learned nt to stick your nose where it didn't belong. How wise of your Grea-Great-Great Grandfather.  
Date: 10/26/2024 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...he not only instilled that lesson but encouraged me to
go ahead with my desire to learn the science of rocketry.

  
Date: 10/26/2024 4:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I can't wait until L.D. checks in and tells us about how
he had to repeat the joke four times before kronk got it.

  
Date: 10/27/2024 6:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Oh my! Ha Ha Ha....That's rich! Imagine, talking to a cat!

kronk---What's up, dog? Hold it down, will ya. I had a rough night.

"L.D."---You need to move up a notch, or two, on the quality scale of your wine. That cheat stuff is gonna' kill you.

kronk---Yeah, well, whatever. What are you going on about, now?

"L.D."---This week's "JOTW" is about a woman talking to her cat. Everyone knows that cats are not sentient creatures.

kronk---What about "Fritz, the cat?"

"L.D."--- Nothing, at all, special about that one. He was a "poseur."

kronk---Ugh?
  
Date: 10/27/2024 6:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Why don't you ever proofread your comments? You're starting to embarrass me.

kronk---What?

"L.D."---It's "cheap," not cheat!

kronk---That's alright, dog. "They" know what I mean.

"L.D."---I don't know why I bother talking to you!
  
Date: 10/27/2024 7:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well if Fritz the Cat was a poseur, then that ruins it for ma as a fan of Felix The Cat. I really wanted a " Bag of Tricks" to use to get myself out of tough situations. Besides, Robert Crumb probably " borrowed " from Felix.  
Date: 10/27/2024 7:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I gave up roofpeading my kommetz sumtime ago....l  
Date: 10/29/2024 5:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    See! Hay Laury is cool wit it!

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

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