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Date: 10/26/2024 6:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
You talked to a dog? Nobody here would ever do such a silly thing! ...Wait.. |
Date: 10/26/2024 7:06:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I have. I talk to Hekler , the dirty dog of USM. |
Date: 10/26/2024 2:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember the first time my great-great-great grandfather told me this joke but he ate a lot of cabbage and Taco Bell and also had bad gas so it didn't stink as badly this time. |
Date: 10/26/2024 4:27:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 So you learned nt to stick your nose where it didn't belong. How wise of your Grea-Great-Great Grandfather. |
Date: 10/26/2024 4:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...he not only instilled that lesson but encouraged me to go ahead with my desire to learn the science of rocketry. |
Date: 10/26/2024 4:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I can't wait until L.D. checks in and tells us about how he had to repeat the joke four times before kronk got it. |
Date: 10/27/2024 6:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh my! Ha Ha Ha....That's rich! Imagine, talking to a cat! kronk---What's up, dog? Hold it down, will ya. I had a rough night. "L.D."---You need to move up a notch, or two, on the quality scale of your wine. That cheat stuff is gonna' kill you. kronk---Yeah, well, whatever. What are you going on about, now? "L.D."---This week's "JOTW" is about a woman talking to her cat. Everyone knows that cats are not sentient creatures. kronk---What about "Fritz, the cat?" "L.D."--- Nothing, at all, special about that one. He was a "poseur." kronk---Ugh? |
Date: 10/27/2024 6:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Why don't you ever proofread your comments? You're starting to embarrass me. kronk---What? "L.D."---It's "cheap," not cheat! kronk---That's alright, dog. "They" know what I mean. "L.D."---I don't know why I bother talking to you! |
Date: 10/27/2024 7:24:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Well if Fritz the Cat was a poseur, then that ruins it for ma as a fan of Felix The Cat. I really wanted a " Bag of Tricks" to use to get myself out of tough situations. Besides, Robert Crumb probably " borrowed " from Felix. |
Date: 10/27/2024 7:26:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I gave up roofpeading my kommetz sumtime ago....l |
Date: 10/29/2024 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
See! Hay Laury is cool wit it! "L.D."---Ugh! |
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