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Date: 9/7/2024 5:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Marijuana has been legal in Canada for a while. So I think...huh...wait... what was I gonna say?...whoa, anybody else hungry?  |
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Date: 9/7/2024 5:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I never get hungry any more. I wish there was something that would give me an appetite.  |
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Date: 9/7/2024 5:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do I have to eat that disgusting chicken if I only want the Cheetos? |
Date: 9/7/2024 6:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dave's not here Morphix.  |
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Date: 9/7/2024 6:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes you do have the option to order just the cheetos, but they charge you more than if you got the sandwich. You |
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Date: 9/7/2024 6:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I expect cheesy from Cheetos. Less so from the J.O.T.W. |
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Date: 9/7/2024 7:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you're going to have an open mind and be willing to accept American cheese then. It's not real cheese but you'll never know the difference with your next bite of poutine... |
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Date: 9/7/2024 8:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I forgot to add "American cheese" to my list of the saddest things I could think of. |
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Date: 9/7/2024 2:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Don't forget to add American Cheese flavored maple syrup. |
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Date: 9/8/2024 4:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Roll another one. Just like the other one. You've been hangin' on to it and I sure would like a hit." (Don't Bogart Me, by Fraternity of Man.) "L.D.---You think Texas will ever legalize marijuana? kronk---No chance of that ever happening, as long as Nancy Pelosi is president, dog. "L.D."----Ugh!  |
Date: 9/8/2024 4:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Another valiant effort, amigo. Thanks for bringing us all together, again.kronk---I second that emotion! I wait all week for the "JOTW" and have yet to be completely disappointed. "L.D."---Most of the time kronk is so twisted, I have to read it to him. kronk---"The Dog" is just angry because I wouldn't front him forty dollars to buy a 60 lb pot bellied pig. "L.D."---I could have had two good meals off that swine! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/9/2024 3:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit We never seen no harm We thought it was kinda handy Take a trip and never leave the farm...... Jim Stafford , " Wildwood Weed |
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Date: 9/9/2024 3:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks Kronk & L.D., it's fun to meet once a week in order to fulfill our probation obligations plus giving us meaningful opportunities to support one another! And as an added bonus, we occasionally get others to join in the fun. I |
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Date: 9/9/2024 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry has such a positive attitude. kronk---Yes, he does, indeed. "L.D."---You should work on your own attitude. I've noticed that you've been posting some pretty bizarre stuff, lately kronk---Exactly what do you mean by "bizarre?" "L.D."---Curious, freakish, grotesque, ludicrous, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, ridiculous, unusual, weird, bugged out, off the wall....Need I go on? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/10/2024 8:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D. / kronk... if you define "valiant effort" by comparison to something like: "the guy who took a shot at stupid made a valiant effort", then Hey Larry did not disappoint in his submission this week. |
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Date: 9/10/2024 2:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: The fact of the matter is: kronk has absolutely no life, at all and the JOTW is really a big deal for him. kronk---C'mon, dog. I have a life. "L.D."---Oh, yeah? kronk---Yeah. "L.D."---Really? Ok, then: What did you do today? kronk---Caught crabs "L.D."---Alright, then. What did you do yesterday? kronk---Caught crabs "L.D."---Alright, then. What do you do "every" day of the week? kronk---Catch crabs. "L.D."---OK. Just one more question. What did you eat for dinner? kronk---Crabs "L.D."---I rest my case. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler would be surprised to know that one of my earliest monikers I thought about using here at USM was " Prince Valiant." But. I chose " Hey Larry" because the car I was driving at the time was a Plymouth Valiant, and it finally gave out after close to 350,000 reliable miles through three owners. |
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you should have bought yourself a nice Reliant automobile. |
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I see that we have a difference of opinion on the joyful merits of catching crabs and could use another point of view. Hey Larry...what are your thoughts on this? |
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I see that we have a difference of opinion on the joyful merits of catching crabs and could use another point of view. Hey Larry...what are your thoughts on this? |
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Date: 9/11/2024 6:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why ask me? Don't you have seafood where you reside? |
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Date: 9/12/2024 5:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
How cool is that! kronk---What? "L.D."--Prince Valiant, aka, "Hey Larry." kronk---Yep. That is pretty cool. It just goes to show that you never "really" know who you're writing to. "L.D."---I've actually suspected it all along. kronk---Suspected what? "L.D."---That "Hey Larry" was a Valiant man. Didn't you have one of those? kronk---No way, dog! I had a Mercury Comet. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/12/2024 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Better than a Chevy Vega, trust me. |
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