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JOTW #206

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/21/2024 2:06:00 AM)
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Hunting Season is upon us !

So, if you see someone dressed in camouflage be sure to walk right into them .

That way they'll know it's working!

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 9/21/2024 6:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yes, indeed. The guns of autumn are sounding, down here.

"L.D."---Yeah, and it ain't even autumn, yet.

kronk---Two week early open season for teal ducks goes on for another week.

"L.D."---I can't figure you human hunters out. It's still 95 degrees down here. Why would you risk a case of malaria to kill four 10 ounce ducks? The bloody
mosquitoes are horrible in our back yard. Much less deep in the marshes.

kronk---Yep. It's so hot that any ducks that already made it down here had to shed and barely have enough feathers left to fly.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/21/2024 7:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---I have a natural body camouflage color.

kronk---Yeah. You blend in with the couch.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/21/2024 10:55:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, here for the past week has been in the low 90's. It's open season on flies!  
Date: 9/23/2024 6:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Now I'm going to have to watch the movie, "Lord of the flies."

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/24/2024 5:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Bring plenty of insect repellent....  
Date: 9/24/2024 2:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...L.D...don't feel too bad...I blend in with the couch too.

  
Date: 9/24/2024 6:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Not so L.D., Hekler actually blends with an Osterizer and is an accomplished mixologist.  

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