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Date: 9/14/2024 5:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Now, that is a pretty clever joke.  "L.D."---Yes, indeed. That's pretty slick. kronk---Let's have bacon for breakfast. "L.D."---Dig it! Make mine extra crispy. How do you take yours? kronk---I just "knock the horns off" of one piece, cook three pieces until they're a "soft medium," and fry the last piece until it's black and falling apart. "L.D."---You a sick man; you know that? kronk---  |
Date: 9/14/2024 6:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Bacon lovers are thankful that pigs don't fly because the price of bacon would go through the roof,,,,,,,,,,,,,  |
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Date: 9/14/2024 7:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I didn't get the joke but, like kronk and L.D., I do admire your wacky Arkansas math. TEACHER: Little Larry...if you had four pigs and gave your neighbor two of them, how many would you have left? LITTLE LARRY: Breakfast.  |
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Date: 9/14/2024 7:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and as far as the "Bacon lovers are thankful that pigs don't fly" joke, perhaps kronk would like to weigh in on this one. I had heard or read something about it being legal in Texas to shoot ham on the wing at any time, wide open season. kronk? |
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Date: 9/14/2024 7:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Greetings oh dark cloud of USM! So glad you decided to join us today, and yes, we realize and understand that there are many things you are struggling to understand. ( aka don't get. ) How about telling the food truck chef to hold the vodka next time you order poutine? |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Your second reply reminds me of that Looney Tunes episode featuring Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck arguing wether it's Rabbit season or Duck season,,,,,,, how did that turn out for you " Daffy?" |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...it was fishing season. I can't blame the cop for thinking I was poaching off season but I swear they all went for the bait at the end of my line. That's the story I'm sticking to. |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh, by the way, your concept of the art of "gaslighting" is way off base. |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and thank you for the "Dark cloud of USM" tribute although credit must go to you too for inspiring me with the JOTW. |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Bait and switch you mean, |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You're the the only person here that is full of gas. |
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Date: 9/14/2024 8:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And yet, here you are leaving another desperate reply to remain relevant.... So sad.... |
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Date: 9/15/2024 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Re: Flying pigs...Pigs are fair game, pretty much anywhere in The Great State of Texas. About the only restriction on "free for all pig slaughter" around here is: "It is unlawful to shoot a pig from a moving boat." "L.D."---Does that include oar powered watercraft? kronk---I have no idea, dog. "L.D."---How about launching yourself out of a moving boat, with a ten inch bowie knife between your teeth, onto the back of a running pig? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/17/2024 1:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Funny joke. We bacon lovers just can't go cold-turkey on the stuff. It's just too good. Oh, turkey bacon isn't a real thing ... if'n ya'll ever tasted it. That Morning Star Farms non-meat thingy ain't bacon either. Even though the pretty pictures on the freezer package is trying to talk us into buying it. I do buy 'non-nitrated' bacon though. Tryin' not to die before my time ... LoL  |
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Date: 9/17/2024 12:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Ginger, it's a very good thing that you mentioned the nitrate bacon which is a health hazard. I have it on good authority that Hekler has been operating a string of food trucks he calls " Vegetarians " R " Not Us! Supposedly he's going to sell frozen food versions in grocery stores all over the Northern Hemisphere and Canada. On a side note, have you tried a Morning Star Farms Black Bean burger patty? |
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