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Date: 10/12/2024 6:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Now, "that's" a good one. Reminds me of that scene in "Dumb & Dumber."  |
Date: 10/12/2024 7:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Wouldn't he only know the age of the urine and not the age of the man? - Well, I didn't think I'd ever ask that question.  |
Date: 10/12/2024 8:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., yeah. And there's this scene at the beginning of the movie " Run Ronnie Run!" which involves a mason jar on an unoccupied dashboard......  |
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Date: 10/12/2024 8:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That's alright Morphix, beauty as they say, is in the eye ( in this case mouth) of the beholder. |
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Date: 10/15/2024 5:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Dog....My heart just ain't in it this morning. Sigh..... "L.D."---Quit your whining! Get out there and catch crabs! Nobody's gonna' give you nuthin'! You got to "HUMP, HUMP and HUMP!" kronk---What are "you" going to do? "L.D."---I'm going to take a nap. kronk---Ugh! My associate gifted me a t-shirt. It was a pretty good quality. On the back of the shirt was printed: "Work hard! Lazy people are depending on you." |
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Date: 10/17/2024 5:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I'm surprised that Hekler hasn't commented about catching crabs. He must be in the hospital or something...... |
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Date: 10/17/2024 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
I am concerned that we haven't heard from Hekler. It's been over 7 days, which means we can file a missing persons report, right? Maybe we can get some dogs to track him down. They'll need his scent, what does he smell like? |
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Date: 10/17/2024 9:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
******* uh, I'll let L.D. answer that ...his sense of smell is better than mine.... |
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Date: 10/19/2024 5:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I'll see if "L.D." is interested. His sense of smell is really quite impressive. Back in his police dog days, he sniffed out a one ounce, multi-layer plastic wrapped baggie of contraband, hidden in a two hundred pound block of frozen shrimp. Pray tell, how did you do it, great one? "L.D."---Child's play, grasshopper. I would have no problem finding Hekler. All I need is a plane ticket to "The Great White North," and a credit card with a 250k limit. I'd be gone about weeks. kronk---That long, eh? I figured it wouldn't take you that long. "L.D."---I could find him in about five hours, but then, we'd have to party `till the money ran out. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/19/2024 5:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh! "two" weeks. "L.D."---You need to start proofreading your comments. I want perfection! kronk---Ugh! |
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