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Where is the "JOTW?"

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(9/6/2024 5:18:00 PM)
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Where is it?

kronk---What?

"L.D."---Hey Larry's "JOTW!"

kronk---Today is Friday, dog.

"L.D."---Oh????

How it changed my life:

"L.D."---I just woke up and thought it was Saturday morning.

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Date: 9/6/2024 6:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...kronk, L.D...how do?

L.D. had a good question there. I was also looking for the JOTW earlier and, NOTHING!
I think Hey Larry posts early sometimes to mess with our minds, at least what remains
of them. He is pretty sneaky and panic inducing in that way. He can't be trusted.

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I also noticed that you posted in the "Interesting" category.
I think this really should have been posted in "Unsolved crimes".

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...because each purported "joke" is usually an assault against rational thought processes.

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I did a little investigating and read an article stating that the S.S. JOTW
had hit an iceberg in 2020 and was sinking and it's been sinking since that date.

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

..IMHO

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...LOL!

  
Date: 9/6/2024 6:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...NIMBY

  
Date: 9/7/2024 1:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I'm jealous here. This post has gotten more replies than the JOTW!  
Date: 9/7/2024 6:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this post was funnier than the J.O.T.W.

  
Date: 9/7/2024 7:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    That is because you're easily entertained. Much like a cat chasing the red dot from a laser pen.  
Date: 9/7/2024 8:18:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I also read the J.O.T.W.

  
Date: 9/7/2024 11:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...kronk...L.D...where are you???
You're missing your moment in the spotlights!

Even Hey Larry came in and mumbled something or other.

  
Date: 9/8/2024 8:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler! All is well, my friend. We were pressed into service, quite suddenly, and were in effect, late to our own party.

"L.D."---Hekler Good to read you, man. Kronk couldn't tell it like it "really" is, if his life depended on it. He traded a couple dozen crabs for a gallon of
cheap cooking wine and was completely out of it for thirty four hours. In fact, he just stopped throwing up this morning.

kronk---Wow, dog! "They" really didn't need to know that.

"L.D."---"They" need to know who they're dealing with.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 9/21/2024 9:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    ....Buuuuuurrrrrpppppp! Ugh! Yo, dog. You got a bromo?

"L.D."---A what?

kronk---....BURP..! Something for heartburn.

"L.D."---No. Dogs don't get heartburn, and if we ever did, we'd tough it out and not whine about it.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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