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Hey Larry’s JOTW #82

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/14/2022 1:43:00 AM)
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A burglar broke into my house last night.

I didn’t shoot him; I just pointed the red laser dot on his forehead.

My three cats did the rest.

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Date: 5/14/2022 5:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you're quite the bloodthirsty one, aren't you?
You're going to let the cats take the rap while you skate.

  
Date: 5/14/2022 6:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry That's a good one and a better alternative to keeping a "locked and loaded" .45 caliber on the night stand. Cats are definitely a force to be reckoned
with. "L.D." and I went over to welcome new neighbors. They had two dogs and a cat. "L.D." pushed the dogs around, but when he tried acting tough with
the cat, it was a whole other story. They disappeared around a corner of the house and reappeared 30 seconds later, "L.D." hauling it, flat out with
the cat in "hot pursuit." It was actually quite funny.

"L.D."---That cat's lucky that I was in a playful mood.

kronk---Yeah, right.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/14/2022 6:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    What's wrong Hekler? Pick the wrong house last night?  
Date: 5/14/2022 6:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, L.D., was it a Siamese cat? I hesr were bred to be guardians of temples back in the day.  
Date: 5/14/2022 8:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...no, it was the right house yet again. I keep hoping to show up someplace where people will be pleasant to me.

  
Date: 5/14/2022 9:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Awwwwww, give me your address and I'll send you a less than Hallmark type card to brighten your day. One with cats all over it.  
Date: 5/14/2022 5:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Man, let me tell you, that cat was a monster! It was the size of a healthy "Rhodesian Ridgeback" with two inch fangs and a head the size of
a watermelon! I mean, the thing belonged back in the Pleistocene era!

kronk--C'mon, dog! The cat was a black and grey tabby, named Rose, and she wouldn't have weighed 5 lbs, soaking wet.

"L.D."---Pay no attention to him, Hey Larry. He was deep into his grog and in that state, he couldn't tell a saber toothed tiger from an armadillo.

kronk---Yo! Have you got a spare swizzle stick? I dropped mine.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/15/2022 1:15:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Lol! Wicked!  
Date: 5/18/2022 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's still here.

  
Date: 5/18/2022 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...LOL at Kronk and his frog.

  

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