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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #21

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/26/2021 11:32:00 PM)
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This here is a brief story of two stupid chickens not unlike the chicken you’ve probably heard about in the old joke, “ Why did the chicken cross the road?.”

For the sake of moving this story along, the name of the two chickens are Hekler and Larry.

Larry was walking along the west side of the road one sunny day when he heard Hekler call from the east side of the road.

“Hey Larry!”

“Yeah Hekler?”

“How do I get to the other side of the road?”, asked Hekler.

“ You ARE on the other side” replied Larry.

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Date: 2/26/2021 11:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ok, so this post laid an egg, sue me.  
Date: 2/27/2021 12:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...believe me, I'm working on something to have this kind of cruel and inhumane torture brought under control!

  
Date: 2/27/2021 4:43:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    We’ll don’t even think about using a process server! I got my track shoes on and am not afraid to run red lights.  
Date: 2/27/2021 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...can you post a video of you running through the red light district? I'm sure a lot of us might find it amusing.
You could even add an explanation as to what precipitated the need to run. USMers want to know the ugly truth.

  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh , I get it. You just more dirt for the tabloid rag you produce. There is no video, it’s just a midnight run to my favorite pizza joint which happens to be open all night.  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you know me too well, Sprinty McHoldupguy.
Enjoy your "pizza"!

  
Date: 2/28/2021 3:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Where do you come up with all these catchy nicknames?  
Date: 2/28/2021 7:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's a gift that I was born with.

  
Date: 2/28/2021 8:05:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Which is why I contribute annually to The March of Dimes.....  
Date: 3/8/2021 5:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    groan. I honestley enjoyed reading the comments more than the joke  
Date: 3/8/2021 5:42:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That’s ok, there’s more where that came from.  

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