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Date: 1/18/2025 9:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why ask why?  |
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Date: 1/18/2025 9:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But more importantly, is " WHAT?" |
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Date: 1/18/2025 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, my goodness! kronk---What? "L.D."---A "chicken joke!" I love chicken jokes! kronk---OK....If you say so: The chicken crossed the road because it watched the postman put a package in it's mailbox....The mysterious package was mailed by "L.D." (a noted chicken murderer) in order to lure the chicken across the road, (where the mailbox was located) and where "L.D." lay in ambush.....Said chicken hired the underground forgery pro to create a passport that confirmed it's identity as a three year old female, Texas based armadillo, named Darcy. Why the chicken did this? (Has yet to be determined.) "L.D."---Don't joke about chicken. I take my chicken very seriously. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 1/18/2025 9:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Makes me think that Col. Sanders should have been our next president..... |
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Date: 1/18/2025 11:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm pretty sure I've got this. The chicken, an escapee from a Tennessee chain gang and heading north, crossed the road because that same road also acted as a state line between hard labor and freedom in Kentucky. The package was a preplanned "gift" and was obviously a selection of civilian clothing and enough cash to buy a new identity. I believe the chicken was attempting to make it up for the Trump inauguration but all contact was lost somewhere around Bowling Green. It may be a terrorist.  |
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Date: 1/18/2025 12:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That is very suspicious if you think about it. KFC is currently offering a $5 Meal Deal. |
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Date: 1/18/2025 12:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you have this thing going with conspiracies, don't you? |
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Date: 1/18/2025 12:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No, not really. I'm just trying not to fall into the trap of American commercialism. |
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Date: 1/18/2025 12:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I' pretty confident that the $5 chicken deal contains a complete, grain fed free range chicken that had never been abused by any Trump cultist. Go for it! |
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Date: 1/18/2025 1:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Not this: https://muskie.outdoorsfirst.com/board/forums/get-attachment.asp?attachmentid=59810 |
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Date: 1/18/2025 3:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
https://www.mindware.orientaltrading.com/hurry-up-chicken-butt-a-hot-potato-style-game-a2-14504369.fltr |
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Date: 1/18/2025 3:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You are a hypocrite...... |
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Date: 1/18/2025 3:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...It's an oath I took when I became a doctor. |
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Date: 1/18/2025 3:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You became a doctor? Is this where you PAID to get your fake degree? 2016 World Health Organization (WHO) report found that 57.3 percent of the health workforce in India is made up of quacks—a term used for fraudulent or unqualified practitioners of medicine. https://www.vice.com/en/article/fake-degrees-school-dropouts-unqualified-doctors-india-has-a-problem-of-quacks/ |
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Date: 1/18/2025 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, you're a notorious chicken killer; or you not? "L.D."---That's the rumour, but I neither confirm, nor deny, that statement. kronk---Let's assume that you do kill chickens. Would you say that the method you use to dispatch said chickens could possibly be considered abusive? "L.D."---While I can neither confirm, nor deny, that I have ever killed a chicken, nor am I familiar with, in any way, shape, or form, ways that a chicken might be killed; I will say that if I did, in fact, have a need to kill a chicken, I would grab the chicken by the neck, as close to the body as possible and use my premolars to cleanly separate the bird's neck from its body. kronk---So, there you have it. I'm hungry. What's for dinner? "L.D."---Chicken kronk---Yummy  |
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Date: 1/18/2025 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I love Saturdays!!! "L.D."---Why? kronk---Why, the "JOTW," of course. "L.D."---Oh, yeah. The "JOTW" is a real crowd-pleaser, and informative, too. kronk---Dog, I sure wish I could've made up to D.C. for "Big Red's" inauguration. "L.D."---Why didn't you go? I thought you had an invite? kronk---I did, but I'm a little strapped for cash. I'm saving my coin for a run down to "Mar A Lago," in February. That's where the real celebration's gonna' be. "L.D."---Bring a friend???? kronk---You mah dog. |
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Date: 1/18/2025 7:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Quack you say? Read my diploma: https://i.redd.it/g5ylbqh7sqfa1.jpg |
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Date: 1/18/2025 7:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...are you thinking what I am? We should set up a GoFundMe for kronk and L.D...let's set them up for that dream vacation to Mer~a~lago. If kronk is really good at self promotion, he just might get you both a job heading up the Department of Wildlife, Fisheries and Chickens. No more shark gills for dinner! ...Go get 'em kronk! |
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Date: 1/19/2025 5:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
(clears throat)....Hekler, Hey Larry, "L.D." and my fellow North Americans! Lend me your eyes! If elected to the position of _________.... "L.D."---CUT!!! kronk---What do you mean, CUT? I'm about to make campaign promises, here. "L.D."---Yeah, well, forget it! "They" know you too well and would never risk putting you in a position of authority. The flora and fauna are already in dire straights. I mean, we're talking about the stability of a continent, here! kronk---Yeah, yeah, yeah...Hush up and eat your "shark gills." "L.D."---UGH! |
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Date: 1/19/2025 2:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, it's not like we are going to be surprised tomorrow. After all, we've been through this before. |
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Date: 1/19/2025 6:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
What's that smell? kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---That awful odor! What'd you do? Everything was cool until a minute ago, when you walked into the room. kronk---What are you implying, my dog? "L.D."---I'm not sure, but I think you stink! kronk---Well, ain't that something! What's the world coming to, when a man gets persecuted for taking his shoes off in his own digs??? "L.D."---Ugh! I knew it! Ugh! |
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