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Date: 1/4/2025 5:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...come on, push that button. There's a first time for everything.  |
Date: 1/4/2025 5:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That would certainly develop into a severe case of Amaxophobia.  |
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Date: 1/4/2025 5:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! I wonder if that button was created due to "THE GREAT TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE "of 2020? |
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Date: 1/4/2025 6:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Sigh.... "L.D."---What's wrong, man? kronk---I don't know, dog. It just seems that every time I think I'm getting somewhere with my "DIY" automobile maintenance certification; "they" throw me another curve ball. "L.D."---I take it you're referring to bidets being installed in the newer vehicles? kronk---Right. I'm already struggling with the mechanical part, and now I'm going to have to get a plumbing certification, as well.  |
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Date: 1/4/2025 7:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why there's nothing that duct tape and a little gumption can't fix! We don't need know stinking' certificates! |
Date: 1/5/2025 5:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I once held a boat trailer together for two summers, with baling wire and duct tape."L.D."---Yeah, I remember. When that mess finally fell apart, you shut down Hwy 37 for three hours, at quitting time. The construction workers wanted your blood. It's a miracle that you made it out of that one, alive. kronk---Clean living, dog. Hey! Where you going? "L.D."---I'm taking cover, man! I expect the fire and brimstone will commence, directly! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/7/2025 7:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
OH Rapture! Oh Joy! "L.D."---What got into you, man? kronk---My pepper plants survived the first killing frost! "L.D."---What do you mean, survived? The plants look all droopy to me. kronk---C'mon, dog! Think positive. "L.D."---OK, then. I'm positive the plants are dead. Besides that; you're off topic. kronk---Double UGH! |
Date: 1/7/2025 10:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Kind of gives a new meaning to the phrase "car wash". Be safe while driving and try not to skid across the road.  |
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Date: 1/10/2025 5:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What in "The Wide, Wide World of Sports" is going on? kronk---Ugh? "L.D."---This weeks "JOTW" is the same as last weeks "JOTW!" kronk---Ugh! That's because this "is" last weeks "JOTW," dog. Today is Friday. You been abusing your de-wormer, again? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/10/2025 5:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I've read that in "certain" places, a handshake is usually executed using one's non-dominate hand. I wonder why that is? "L.D."---You know; I'm gonna' quit hanging out with you, man. You are something of an embarrassment. Let's stick to the post's topic, please. kronk---I thought I was???? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 1/10/2025 6:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
....and furthermore, "L.D."---Hold it, man! What are you doing back on this post? kronk---I am of the firm conviction that no "JOTW" should have fewer than eleven comments! "L.D."---So, you're set to right all perceived wrongs in this world, yourself? kronk---If I have to, yes. But, only from 0600 to midnite, on weekdays. I'm getting older and I need my rest. "L.D."---I going to put myself up for adoption. kronk---Ugh! |
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