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Date: 6/24/2023 6:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I belioeve that the Geneva Convention has specific guidelines as to what constitutes "torture" and this joke is either straddling the fence or is well into the next yard. You have been reported.  |
Date: 6/24/2023 7:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Where's the love brother? This is the dawning of the age of asparagus.  |
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Date: 6/24/2023 7:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Next thing you know, Heckler goes on some daily talk show like Okra Windfrey to spill the beans. |
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Date: 6/24/2023 7:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my only course of action after those two replies is self immolation. You are a bad man. |
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Date: 6/24/2023 8:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh goody, a BBQ! |
Date: 6/25/2023 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I get a pot, fill it with water, some salt; bring to a boil, then toss in the asparagus and cook for about two minutes. Then, drain the asparagus, sprinkle with a favorite seasoning, wrap stems in hickory smoked bacon and grill until the bacon is done. Doesn't that sound delish to you, dog?"L.D."---The bacon part sounds good. The rest may be appealing if you are a rabbit. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 6/25/2023 7:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Quick! Call a travel agent! kronk---What's up, dog? "L.D."---We need a flight into the "Great White North," immediately. Hekler's about to "immolate" himself. kronk---What's Hekler late for? "L.D."---What? I don't know if he's late for anything. Quit changing the subject. He's talking about setting himself on fire! kronk---He's late to set himself on fire? Is that what you're telling me? This is serious business! When is he threatening to do it? "L.D."---I don't know the timetable. Anyway, make those tickets "first class." I hear that "Air Canada" serves "moose bits," inflight. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 6/25/2023 5:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you two, before you make plans to fly take into consideration that Hekler is always starving for attention. The only “ immolation “ he probably has in mind is burning any and all that are willing to give him said attention and soon after will start asking for donations to his food truck to feed The GreatWhite North project. Be wary. |
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Date: 6/26/2023 6:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Did you hear what Hey Larry said. We've gotta' get moving, right away! kronk---Oh, I don't think that Hey Larry was serious. He and Hekler are actually like "peas and carrots." I'm sure that if Hey Larry actually believed Hekler was in danger of harming himself, he be over there like "The Flash." "L.D."---Not that! Hekler has a food truck! It's getting harder and harder to get hold of good moose these days. We should go, immediately! kronk---Do you ever make a decision without first consulting your stomach? "L.D."---Of course not. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 6/26/2023 5:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Be careful L.D., Hekler didn’t release a whole lot of information on that food truck. And I don’t know if it was inspected by the health department… |
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Date: 6/27/2023 6:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Just yesterday, "L.D." ran a vulture off of a four day old armadillo carcass. His tastes are not that refined. "L.D."---That, coming from a man who sucks squirrel heads. kronk---Ugh! |
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