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Date: 3/29/2022 4:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I want to be late to my own funeral.  |
Date: 3/29/2022 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
74  I believe I will leave "special" instructions to have a memorial service for me about five years after I've departed. Maybe, by then, I could possibly be something of a curiosity and may get a "descent" turn out. "L.D."---Pay no attention to kronk's ravings, 74. He's confusing "decent," with "descent." In his case, however, I imagine there will be a considerable "descent," involved. kronk---Nothing worse than a sanctimonious talking dog.  |
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Date: 3/31/2022 2:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'd like to go to my own funereal too but judging from the looks people give me, I'll likely just be thrown in an elevator somewhere or unceremoniously dumped on a bus.  |
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Date: 3/31/2022 5:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ So, besides free healthcare Canada also has free funerals? Wow! |
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Date: 3/31/2022 5:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...we like to save a buck here and there. |
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7440 Category:(Humor) Created:(3/28/2022 10:25:00 PM)