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Date: 12/24/2021 10:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.  |
Date: 12/25/2021 6:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Out of all your jokes, I like this one the best. You see, I have an affinity for well done, roadkill possum. Brings to mind this fine little rat terrier, from Lakeland. If I was fortunate enough to find a decaying possum, to roll in, before our date, she was "putty in my paws." In fact, now that I mention it, I thought I saw a flattened cat, on the corner of Woodsworth and Cartuce. kronk---Hold it, mister! You come back here smelling like dead cat, and it's the lye soap and a bristle brush for you. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 12/25/2021 6:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey L.D. , do you ever have any competition over roadkill? I notice around my neck of the woods that the turkey vultures when in groups of three or more are a lot like a street gang. |
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Date: 12/25/2021 7:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: The regular turkey buzzards, down here, are no big deal. I've actually been assaulted by fifteen of `em at one time. I remember it like it was yesterday: I was reconnoitering the northern edge of a dismal swamp, looking for something to mask my scent. (I was going out with that cute rat terrier, again.) Anyway, I chanced upon the week old remains of a puma and had only just began "rolling" when the "wake" of buzzards showed up and tried to muscle me off the corpse. I handled them quite easily, in fact. (I've seen every episode of "Kung Fu," starring David Carradine, at least four times.) In fact, I am known, in certain circles, as Qui Chang Cho' (Cho', being the Vietnamese word for dog, in certain circles.) What you "really" have to look out for, down in Texas, is the "Crested Caracara." Those are a cross between a bald eagle and a vulture, and they often carry switchblades. Seasoned greetings.  |
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Date: 12/26/2021 12:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...speaking of carrion, why do you insist upon doing so? I thought we'd find a nice Christmas message here, BUT NO!, it has to be something all nasty and vulture.  |
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Date: 12/26/2021 12:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Merry Christmas! I think that Kronk "might" have meant to post something about the holidays. Instead, he ended up drawing attention to his "lame brain." kronk---Merry Christmas, Hekler Pardon me a second, while I chastise my vehement pet."L.D."---Well, you "are" lame and if you lay a hand on me, I'll eat chicken salad and pass gas, while you're sleeping. Now, go check for "hen fruit" in the flower bed. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 12/26/2021 1:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Buzzards gotta eat to you know. Besides Hekler, if I had posted a warm fuzzy seasonal type of message, you would've skewered that as well. May your long John's rip at the seam of your behind. |
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Date: 12/26/2021 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Oh, Lawd! A "rip" in "the" fabric! kronk---Up in the "sub-arctic," that's no laughing matter. "L.D."---"CIC" kronk--- (Do I dare ask for clarification, on that one?) "L.D."---Well, aren't you even a little curious? kronk---NO! "L.D."---Climate induced constipation kronk---UGH! |
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Date: 12/27/2021 1:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 998
This was really cute .. for carrion that is ... LOL. (Read it to George and he laughed too) I'll have to tell my own story one day that involves some 'giving' raccoons.  |
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Date: 12/27/2021 1:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Look forward to that story, thanks Ginger. |
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Date: 12/28/2021 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger Good to read you, lady! We got to keep it going, no matter what. Take care of you and write on.... |
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