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Hey Larry’s JOTW #49

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/18/2021 12:29:00 AM)
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Have you ever watched a dog chase it’s own tail for several minutes and think to yourself “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained?”

Then it occurs to you that you’ve just spent the last several minutes of your life that you’ll never get back watching a dog chasing it’s own tail?

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Date: 9/18/2021 12:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Dedicated to Kronk and L.E.D.

  
Date: 9/18/2021 2:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I find myself doing this every Saturday morning.

  
Date: 9/18/2021 4:19:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ah, so I give you hope, something to look forward to? Sweet.  
Date: 9/18/2021 6:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...here is a video of Hey Larry with his dog:

https://c.tenor.com/jdoja4zVS28AAAAC/dog-doggo.gif

  
Date: 9/18/2021 6:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler produced this gem on his private label. Now available on Amazon…….

https://www.amazon.com/Chasing-My-Tail-Music-Dogs/dp/B00O4FDJ00
  
Date: 9/18/2021 7:47:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I got the idea for this album after the puppy kept on getting into things and ate a bag of glitter.
I named the puppy after one of Hey Larry's favorite Arkansas bands: Messy Sparkles.

  
Date: 9/18/2021 8:12:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler is a silent partner in the industry…….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkn1kFmUW5E
  
Date: 9/18/2021 8:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I always liked Marie better. She was a little bit country.

  
Date: 9/18/2021 8:30:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    The Me Too movement moved on…..  
Date: 9/18/2021 8:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...since we're going to travel back in time, here's the song your mom played for you when you had your first "puppy":

https://youtu.be/ewVWdAp0HLs

  
Date: 9/18/2021 9:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You never got past your personal tragedy…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg0Vcff0UKQ
  
Date: 9/18/2021 11:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you are one very sick individual. Got any more like it?

  
Date: 9/18/2021 1:17:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I’m saving it for the next time you diss me bro…..  
Date: 9/18/2021 5:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...then you'd better stock up.

  
Date: 9/18/2021 6:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Lock and load…..  
Date: 9/19/2021 10:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...well, this joke was certainly a load. You should have locked it up first Homer.

  
Date: 9/19/2021 11:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And yet you still find the time to indulge yourself on my posts.  
Date: 9/19/2021 3:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...just think of me as that little Calvin sticker you sometimes see on pickup trucks where, on the Ford truck he
is doing something on the Chevy logo or, conversely, the little rapscallion is defacing the Ford logo.

Think of me as that Calvin sticker stuck on your post.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  
Date: 9/19/2021 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry We loves dedications. Yes, we loves `em.

L.E.D.---It must have been sometime around the year 1515. Kronk and I were hanging out with a tribe of Akokisa Indians, down on the west bank of the Colorado river, where it dumps into Matagorda Bay. We spent the summer/fall season with the natives. We originally came for the summer run of sea turtle and decided to stay for oyster season.

Anyway, I actually did have a tail, back then, but I lost most of it to a twenty seven foot saltwater crocodile. I was chasing a swamp rabbit, hit a hole in the riverbank and rolled down to the water's edge. If not for my lightning speed, the croc would have got me. Kronk cracked up when I got back to the village. He called "bob," for several years.
  
Date: 9/19/2021 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    L.E.D.---Ugh! Don't you ever proofread? It's supposed to read, called "me" Bob. Sheeesh....

kronk---They knew what I meant.

L.E.D.---Ugh!
  

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