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Hey Larry's Joke of the Week #18

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/23/2021 7:34:00 AM)
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Did you hear the one about two grandmothers bragging about their grandchildren?

The one grandmother said "My grandchildren are so good at social distancing they don't even call me!"

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Date: 1/23/2021 7:35:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    If you must throw tomatoes, make sure they're fresh, ok?  
Date: 1/23/2021 9:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...forget the tomatoes and "raw sewage". I think the time has come to RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

  
Date: 1/23/2021 9:20:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    But I don't like rum.  
Date: 1/23/2021 10:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...just drink the rum. Something needs to be Kraken you up. That joke sure didn't do it.

  
Date: 1/23/2021 10:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    What a wise-kracken sun of a gun you've been....  
Date: 1/23/2021 10:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you need to Kraken eggs to make an omelet.

  
Date: 1/23/2021 12:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, while your singing "Jimmy Kracken Corn and I don't care. "  
Date: 1/23/2021 2:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...probably made with corn:

https://i.imgur.com/BHG0tZu.jpg

  
Date: 1/24/2021 1:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Is there a prize in every package?  

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