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Date: 12/5/2020 9:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wacka Do Wacka Do Wacka Do.... |
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Date: 12/5/2020 10:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the answer is "need to know" only. Do you have the appropriate security clearance?  |
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Date: 12/5/2020 10:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...because Kronk was using his patented Louisiana chicken call and waving a pot? |
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Date: 12/5/2020 10:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...it had a death wish? |
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Date: 12/5/2020 11:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Man, I’m going to ask Rudy for a refund. No talking dog was involved in making this post. If it had a death wish it would be in someone’s digestive tract by now. |
Date: 12/5/2020 4:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "To get to the other side," of course......(I am absolutely adamant about staying of subject, this time, anyway.) Good joke. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 4:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh!....."on" subject. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 6:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Nope. It’s the 21st century COVID-19 special edition limited time only version......guess agai. |
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Date: 12/5/2020 6:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
****again.... |
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Date: 12/6/2020 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the chicken wanted to climb into Paddy's crockpot? |
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Date: 12/6/2020 4:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Because the chicken behind him refused to socially distance and wear a mask. |
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Date: 12/6/2020 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry When I really think about it, it does make perfect sense. Wherever our loyalties may lie, I think it is up to each of us to protect ourselves, as little or, as much as "we" see fit. A law is nothing, if that law is not enforced. You can ask all you want, but inevitably, "someone" is going to tell you where to get off. In is my humble opinion that, while a plague is not good, putting a large percent of the population out of work, definitely has it's drawbacks, also. Anyway, my talking dog found a "frizzled silky" chicken roaming across our back yard and now, I am threatened with possible litigation, by the crippled chicken's owner. How many eggs will the average chicken lay in it's lifetime? |
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Date: 12/6/2020 6:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If I were your lawyer Kronk , I would start off by counter sue the owner of the silky frazzled for trespassing, property damage and undue duress to the talking dog who now refuses to talk. As far as how many eggs a chicken lays ina lifetime , well, that depends on the rooster( s)... |
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Date: 12/8/2020 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I'm really in the soup, now. "The talking dog" decided to act as his own attorney, turned on the judge, after he was found guilty of assault and destroyed her new pair of "Jimmy Choo, Nova, Patent Leather Peep-Toe, Slingback Pumps." (valued at $896.99) So, now I'm in far that, plus court cost and I still have to support that chicken. Ugh! |
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Date: 12/9/2020 6:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Woe to the person that represents oneself in a court of law. The “Talking Dog” would have benefited from the law offices of Howard, Fine & Hekler. They have proven track record of bankruptcy as per their advertising that states “ If you don’t win, we don’t charge a fee!.” |
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Date: 12/9/2020 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I tried to say as much to that mouthy pooch, but he thinks that he knows all there is to know about everything. He's four and a half (approx. thirty one, the human equivalent of) There was even talk of euthanasia, until I approached the bench and promised the judge eighty five pair of "Hanes Silk Reflections" pantyhose, along with her new pumps. The things I do for that animal! Anyway, "Her Honor" released the talking dog into my custody, until the day after tomorrow, when I am to turn him over for a three day "observation period and a battery of distemper shots. I may yet require the services of "Howard, Fine & Hekler," as my finances, already on shaky ground, will more than likely suffer complete extinction. Keep your powder dry. |
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Date: 12/11/2020 3:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ah yes, justice is blind indeed, but lawyers make the world go ‘round....... |
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