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...it's the Itchy and Scratchy Show!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(10/17/2020 4:23:00 PM)
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Good evening stalwart fellow and felless USMers!
 
 
Now , you know I'm not usually one to complain or  attempt to stir the pot but when I see something
strange going on around this website, I want to point it out. It's one of those things older people do.
 
Now, you're probably thinking "Dang! Hekler tricked us into looking at another one of his silly posts.
 
To be fair to myself, you should have known better as soon as you saw my "hook" (title preceded by three dots).
 
You were expecting to see a hilarious episode of your beloved cartoon show:
 
 
Ain't gonna happen. Sorry!
 
 
 
What I really want to ramble on about tonight is the actions of a couple of miscreants that have a tendency
to invade other people's posts and change the whole nature of what your post was supposed to be about.
 
You made your post in good faith and then one of these people replies to it. Then, the other person enters
and it really hits the fan from that point on.
 
In some ways, you should blame yourself. You left the barn door open, the horses got out and then these two 
moved in. Now you have a problem with post squatters. Good luck evicting them!
 
 
 
This is the way they see themselves:
 
Superbly discreet undercover cop car!
 
 
 
 
 
The terrible and sad truth of it is, this is what they really are:
 
 
Yep, just like a couple of cranky old men that think they still have something relevant to say.
 
(They don't )
 
 
If you're one of the people that has had a post trashed by these two, you probably see them in this respect:
 
 
They don't really do this just to get under your skin.
They're just looking for any action in the latter years of their lives.
 
Please show them a little good human charity and tolerate their nonsense.
You'll get an express ticket to Heaven.
 
Thank~you for reading.
 
 
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Date: 10/17/2020 5:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Wow! My sponsor offers legal representation and I can get food too?
Now THAT'S what I call Law and Order!

  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Momma Mia; Das a fine looking pig knuckle plate, yes!" Hello, Hekler I was just lurking and came across your post. I have to say that I've noticed the aforementioned "post squatting," also. I actually considered turning it in to a "real" administrator (I am still considered an "AINT" (Administrator in Training) and am virtually powerless in all ways, shapes, and forms.... "WHAT! Don't you dare spread something like that around! I am not a rat! I never mentioned any names. Well we'll see if you get any meat treats, this week!"...(Sorry...It's my talking dog, again. He just does not know his place.) What was the question?  
Date: 10/17/2020 7:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hi Kronk! Please reconsider taking further action against the post squatters. They mean
no harm and a time-out might irreparably hurt their feelings. Think of the children!

Think of all the little animals of the forest that will never know a real home unless those
two are allowed to roam free and spread their goodwill. Think of the payoffs you might receive
if you were to turn a blind eye to this activity. Think of all the thinking you'll be doing.

An idle mind is a criminal mind. They could be out robbing Brinks trucks or lollygagging.

  
Date: 10/18/2020 4:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    And to think I gave up going to a “Peaceful Protest”to read this! I have no idea where you came up with this fake news about post squatters. However, I now know where to find a good lawyer when our pseudo prez loses the election and won’t vacate the premises. Mmmk, love me a grilled cheese sammich.  
Date: 10/18/2020 8:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I can hardly see the keyboard for the salt tears. Heck, "they" told me that I was once a child, myself. (albeit, in some other dimension) I like the little humans and feel they have enough to worry about without me messing with their role models. I've also eaten many a woodland creature and I have to agree that the poor things need every possible break, in their dealing with "us." Yes, Hekler, you've turned me onto a path that leads to righteousness and, if I do actually get there, rest assured that I will mention your name to the people that "really" matter. Now, aside from all that rot, I believe there was mention of payoffs? (Oh, and maybe we could hook up at Crazy Larry's place and finalize an ambitious plan I have concerning Brinks. I love pig knuckles. Ciao
  
Date: 10/18/2020 11:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk’s Brinks idea has stirred up many emotions and. Proverbial wild hairs if you get my drift. Brinks can be a practice run for future projects. And since I got my online lawyers degree from the Rufus T. Firefly school of Law &Grill the possibilities are endless. Saul Goodman can’t touch this. Why what’s to stop us from selling plant earth to extraterrestrial rubes?  
Date: 10/18/2020 4:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry It's only natural that talk of potentially life ending adventure should get us fired up. We are after all, (former) men of action and when life throws down the gauntlet, we need to find "someone" to take the necessary risks and then, push on. I had a "rube" appear at the foot of my hammock, the other night. "It" looked an awful lot like the speaker of the house, but I suspect "it" was really the "the candidate," gathering data, for a paper on mood disorders. I was about to squeeze the thing for a bit of "inside information," when it turned into a vapor and passed through the keyhole. We'll just find another one. Gaseyo
  
Date: 10/18/2020 6:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Wow Kronk, you did mushrooms too? What are the odds? However I will admit that I'm not one for vaping...heard it was bad for the lungs. And the last time I saw anything at the foot of my bed was when I discovered that Pennywise the clown was not family friendly.  
Date: 10/18/2020 6:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you should have gone to the "peaceful protest". Who knows how much those rubber
bullets will be worth as collector's items in the future.

And I do make a mean grilled cheese sammich.

  
Date: 10/18/2020 6:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I included the pig's knuckles on the menu JUST FOR YOU! Isn't that enough of a bribe?
I'm glad to hear that you're becoming "one with the woodland critters".
I'm sure it made them happy too.

  
Date: 10/18/2020 6:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

I'll bet Trump sets fire to the Resolute desk before they drag him out of the oval office.
He seems the type to do something vindictive like that.

  

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