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The bigger the rat,the faster they crawl"Jim bob and Jonny lee vs Andre,the giant rat.part1

  Author:  66268  Category:(Comedy) Created:(11/5/2012 8:14:00 AM)
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Two good old boys Jim Bob and Johnny lee were bickering outside Jim Bob's house.Jim Bob was spooked. "I'm telling you Johnny lee, that rat is as big as a mongoose!" "Your yanking my chain, maybe it's just a mouse on steroids""You better stay off the old moonshine, my friend" Jim Bob snorted:"I know s mouse from a giant rat you nimrod!"Jimmy lee guffawed.

Jim Bobs house was isolated.The nearest niebor was two miles away.Jim Bob was holding a shotgun. "What you gonna do with that, you Morin",blow up the whole house chasing Micky mouse?" "I'm gonna make this rats day, lock and load,"Are you gonna help me, or watch like a girly boy?" I don't want you shooting me by mistake,one guns enough, Rambo"

Johnny lee grabbed an aluminum bat."This should do" "Huh.you wait Johnny, you'll wish you had something more lethal, than a whiffle bat" Both men entered the house."I think he lives in the basement"Jim Bob and and Johnny lee claimed down the basement stairs, armed and ready.

The basement was quite messy.Boxes blocked a lot of the boys view.Suddenly there was a loud scurrying sound, a box came down on Jim Bob's head. "Looka a Johnny!".....look at the thing!.... Johnny lee gasped.A big giant rat with black fur and vampire choppers flew at Jim Bob, banging him to the ground.

Johnny lee couldn't believe his eyes. Andre the rat, was as big as a possum or bigger.He seemed to be wrestling with Jim Bob.Johnny lee raised the aluminum bat in his hands and swung.He clinked Andre the rat, square on the his furry head.Andre squeeked.Andre turned his head back and glowered at at Johnny.

Andre the giant rat flew at Johnny landing his full body wieght into Johnny's, solar plexes. "Get him off me, Jim Bob",he's gonna give me rabies!" Jim Bob staggered to his feet and grabbed his gun.he aimed at Andre.Andre saw the gun and belly flipped away. "You dumb Morin, You coulda shot me! ".... Johnny lee, bellowed.

"I told you didn't I?""he's the rat from hell!".....Johnny lee looked spooked. "I'm gonna take back my house", are you with me? " There was a noise. Andre the rat, was staring down at Jim and Johnny, perched upon a pile of books.

he was grinning.to be continued.jughead67.

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Date: 11/6/2012 3:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Hahahaha, love the humor in this one Jughead lol   

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