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High Fiber Diet ~Hey Larry~

  Author:  5940  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(3/5/2012 9:22:00 AM)
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These days I've been working alot more hours as I have two jobs to help support the 1% in this nation whom can't seem to make enough money.

So on certain days my two jobs interact, and I end up with a very long work day......

I come home exhausted and decided to make a quick meal and pop a pizza in the oven. It was a tasty pizza too, one of Red Baron's new Hand-Tossed variety.

20 minutes later, I take the pizza out of the oven and my mouth is watering as I prepare my first slice...

But wait! It seems that my pizza cutter has become incredibly dull... this has never been an issue in my quest for a hot-right-from-the-oven pepperoni......what the heck?

Loopy and stupified, I realize that the cardboard under the pizza was now baked into the pizza.

And there you have my recipe for a high fiber diet~!

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Date: 3/5/2012 9:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I think I'll start using all my documents that are in the paper shredder as a breakfast treat... even more fiber...  
Date: 3/5/2012 9:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    I would've ate it anyways.  
Date: 3/5/2012 9:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I did manage to eat some of the parts that were'nt attached to the cardboard....  
Date: 3/5/2012 9:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Scrape all the toppings off in a bowl and have a pizza salad.  
Date: 3/5/2012 9:56:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It's very filling..  
Date: 3/5/2012 4:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 45948    LOL!!!  
Date: 3/5/2012 7:13:00 PM  From Authorid: 64365    LOL! I have been down that same road...nothing like cardboard flavored pizza!  
Date: 3/5/2012 7:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...I did that once before too.
Found out about it the same way you did.
  
Date: 3/5/2012 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Yep...Done the same thing. Write on, Hey Larry.  
Date: 3/6/2012 3:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 4995    Thats hilarious. I've done that before too so dont feel bad. G.  
Date: 3/6/2012 4:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    I think we have all done something to that effect before.  
Date: 3/6/2012 5:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Pft...not me losers  
Date: 3/6/2012 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 64819    Well DR, I guess you'd actually have to cook something, for something like that to happen to you.  
Date: 3/6/2012 7:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    D-Raven should have his own cooking show!  
Date: 3/6/2012 8:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 3680    Adora adora adora adora...not to toot my own horn or anything, but...I am sort of a BIG deal in the kitchen.  
Date: 3/6/2012 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    
...Devine Raven and his MREs
  
Date: 3/17/2012 5:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 65923    Probably tasted like dominos

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