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LOL! A Short Funny Story ....nettie

  Author:  55330  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/1/2003 8:46:00 PM)
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*giggles* Ooooookies! Here's the story! A man got up in the morning in a very good mood because it was his 40th birthday! He couldn't wait to be greeted when he entered the kitchen by his wife and two daughters, but as he walked in, they didn't seem happier than normal. He asked his wife what the breakfast was and she handed him one cold waffle. "Oh, thanks. Well, I'm off to work!" hoping that his family would say Happy Birthday to him before he left, but they just sat there, in a sleepy haze, not really caring what was going on. When he got to work, he figured they just forgot. When he went into his office, his secretary stopped him. "Happy Birthday George!!" and she handed him a little gift. "I was hoping we could go out for lunch together today," she said. George was hesitant, but thought it would be okay because he needed to celebrate his birthday somehow! And plus, she was the only one who remembered about it. So, the lunch break came and she asked him to come to her house for lunch.. that she cooked something special there. They arrived at her house and when she went into the kitchen to prepare the meal, George decided to take things into his own hands. "This birthday is going to be special!" The secretary would have a very very special surprise!!! He went into the kitchen, completely naked! Just as he stood there, there was his wife, daughters, friends, and family yelling surprise and throwing confetti!! They all stopped and stared at him......

....nettie

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Date: 1/1/2003 8:48:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 55330    Wow.. an unforgettable birthday, huh?!   
Date: 1/1/2003 9:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 57776    Lol this was funny! Lol!! I cant believe he did that <surprised face> lol  
Date: 1/1/2003 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 18516    LOL!! I can only imagine the look on his wife's face..lol  
Date: 1/2/2003 5:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 58308    Oh my!! LOL!
  
Date: 1/2/2003 7:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 52363    L...O...L...!
~sugar&spice~
  
Date: 2/3/2003 6:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 61811    LOL! i saw this one last night on the same show as the spiders and scuba diver. lol! it was funny, but he was so stupid! lolololol!  
Date: 2/18/2004 12:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 51292    LOL That is so funny!! Thanks for the laugh 8o)  

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