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From the mouths of babes...... Goldunicorns

  Author:  34810  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/25/2001 11:02:00 PM)
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"Then why is it that while I am upright?"

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet? "A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."

"gold"

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Date: 9/26/2001 3:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 30229    lolol... toooooo cute!!! hehe... thanks for sharing!!!  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 36352    Omg! Rotflmao! To funny ! Love and smiles   
Date: 9/26/2001 3:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 26303    LOL, ain't kids cute!  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 36540    LMAO thats a good one -Tim
  
Date: 9/26/2001 5:16:00 AM  From Authorid: 41847    lol, kid's these day's, lol King Spawn  
Date: 9/26/2001 7:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 40881    LOL!!! That was good! ~daijha~  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 37125    hahaah!!! omg that wuz great!!!  
Date: 9/26/2001 3:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 16061    LOL - kids are great.  

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