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Stress Disorder!

  Author:  27398  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/18/2001 8:19:00 PM)
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

“He said you're going to die," she replied

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Date: 3/18/2001 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 29781    lol!!!! that was funny!  
Date: 3/18/2001 8:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 26070    Aw how sad but funny thanx for sharing-Angel face  
Date: 3/18/2001 8:30:00 PM    that's pretty funny!
~niki~
Date: 3/18/2001 8:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 25558    Very Very funny, i like this one. Chiko
Date: 6/24/2002 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 51191    rotflmbo  

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