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Breast Stroke ~Einlanzer~

  Author:  27398  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/15/2001 8:11:00 PM)
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

The brunette came in first, the redhead second.

The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked,

"I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

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Date: 3/15/2001 11:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 26303    LMAO this is hilarious. I'm not a blonde, so I can see the funny side. And boy, is it funny. ~Aussie Girl  
Date: 3/16/2001 12:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 19446    *laughs out loud* hahaha.. that was a good laugh!  
Date: 3/16/2001 1:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 15823    LOL!!! Funny!  
Date: 3/16/2001 4:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 19871    Lmao I get what it means  
Date: 3/16/2001 9:18:00 AM    That is funny!!!!!!!
Date: 8/9/2002 1:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 16845    LMAO!!!!!!!!!  

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