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Crazy Warning Labels on Various Products.

  Author:  22091  Category:(Humor) Created:(3/4/2001 3:27:00 PM)
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I found these on some Urban Legends Website, I think some of them are true, but some aren't!

Do not use while sleeping: Sears hair dryer

Use like regular soap: Dial soap

Serving suggestion: Defrost: Swann frozen dinner

Fits one head: Shower cap box

Product will be hot after heating: Marks & Spencer bread pudding

Do not iron clothes on body: Rowenta iron

Do not drive car or operate machinery: Boot's children's cough medicine

Warning: May cause drowsiness: Nytol

Warning: Keep out of children: Korean kitchen knife

For indoor or outdoor use only: Chinese Christmas lights

Not to be used for the other use: Japanese food processor

Warning: Contains nuts Sainsbury's peanuts

Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. American Airlines peanut packet

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. Swedish chainsaw

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Date: 3/4/2001 3:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 27028    hehe lo how funny, there was one for a dragonballz rubber wig thingy that said - Do not cut the hair!  
Date: 3/4/2001 3:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 22091    LMAO, that's the funniest warning I've ever heard author 27028  
Date: 3/4/2001 3:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 10030    lol, what about "do not use while driving" on the cardboard car shades!  
Date: 3/4/2001 3:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 17673    hehe lmao funny
  
Date: 3/4/2001 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 7574    Lol, I've heard these before, but they're still funny..  
Date: 3/4/2001 4:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 19540    you should send those to Jay Leno's Headlines, I bet they'd make it on TV!!  
Date: 3/4/2001 4:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 29216    Help me! I can't stop laughing!
~Silver Crow~
  
Date: 3/4/2001 5:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 28266    we had a sign in our dark room at school that stated "drinking the photography chemicals may be hazardous to your health"
Date: 3/4/2001 5:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    these are so funny thankyou for sharing them lol lol

love koala
  
Date: 3/5/2001 10:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 28663    LOLOLOL!!! These were really good!! Thanks for making me laugh!! *LavenderGoddess*

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