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24 Rules of Combat

  Author:  11723  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/12/2001 11:22:00 PM)
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1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

3. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

4. The easy way is always mine.

5. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.

6. Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

7. The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: 1. When you're ready for them. 2. When you're not ready for them.

8. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

9. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you.

10. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

11. Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

12. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

13. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

14. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

15. When in doubt empty the magazine.

16. Never share a fox hole with anyone braver than you.

17. Anything you do can get you shot. Including doing nothing.

18. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

19. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

20. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

21. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

22. The quartermaster has only two sizes: too large and too small.

23. Five second fuses only last three seconds.

24. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.

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Date: 2/12/2001 11:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 19382    very good. - S.C. Gendo Ikari ShipPagan  
Date: 2/12/2001 11:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 26203    well written i really enjoyed that
love koala
  
Date: 2/13/2001 1:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 807    LMAO Number 13 is the best one. Thanx for the laugh!!
Date: 2/13/2001 3:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 19446    nice post. interesting too. some kinda military tactics mixed with laughter. LOL!
--corsair²--
  
Date: 2/13/2001 5:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 21889    cute...i liked this LOL!!! princess2  
Date: 2/13/2001 5:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 24856    Thanks for the chuckle.otter2  
Date: 2/13/2001 6:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 26890    lolol!!! those are too funny *print* lolol...my bro has to see these...thanks for sharing! ~obxguy~
Date: 2/13/2001 11:23:00 AM  From Authorid: 25650    These are great. I like the Mr. Grenade one, that's my favorite one. Kee 'em comin' *rockyhorror*  
Date: 2/13/2001 9:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 22082    23 and 13 are the best!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! THAT WAS GOOD!! ~GodLifter~  
Date: 2/13/2001 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 15523    These were pretty good. I liked #13 the best!  
Date: 2/14/2001 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 8726    LMAO this is really hilarus  
Date: 2/16/2001 11:51:00 AM    LOL!
Shymare
Date: 2/17/2001 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 27904    thanks for the tips hope I get stuck in a war
Date: 3/15/2001 11:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 28190    Great post! Really interesting... Amanda KoRnGURL_18  
Date: 6/21/2001 6:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 9160    i am a combat vet. these rules are true. they are also applicable if your in high school.  
Date: 5/26/2005 7:35:00 PM  ( Admin-DNL )   lol

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