Helpful Valentine's Day Hints To Win Your Valentine Over...By Jedi

Now every year most men go insane looking for that special gift, to let that special someone in their life just how much they really mean to them.

Well, I'm here to help you guys out! here are some helpful tips to help you out.

1) Find out what your woman is into. What does she like? What are her interrests? That is always the first step. Find out what she likes.

2) Does she like animals? If she does, try buying a pet. A turtle, an iguana, a Kamgaroo...you know, something low maintenace.

3) Music. Does she like music? If she does, try Emineme's new album " Yo! Yo! Don't you Know You Stuid Sucka'?!"

4) Have you tried something from "Bath And Body Works"? If not..get her soap. Chicks dig soap. They're always buying that crap! Check it out for yourself the next time you're at the mall...always crammed with chicks.

5) Flowers? have you tried flowers? Flowers are always in season...

6) Dinner? Have you tried dinner? Take her to a nice place an order for her. Chicks ig it when you order for them. Stay away from red meat...go for the chicken! it's safer. Chicks dig chicken!

6) Clothes? Have you thought of clothing? This is a Red Flag thing! Bells an whistles should go off when venturing into this area. Some of the things to avoid...things that are too flashy, things that are big, and things that are too small. Avoid this at all cost. that is if your woman happens to work as a clown for Barnum and Bailey, then you're in the safe zone.

Lingerie....Do not buy lingerie unless you really, really need too. If you feel the need to buy her lingerie, off set the gift with another gift. That way it doesn't become a gift for you. I suggest a cordless drill, or a jig saw. Chicks dig jig saws!

7) Movies. Movies are a safe bet for a woman. the key here is to let her pick the movie. But we all know that they'll pick a sappy love movie that will make you cry too. Imagine how you'll feel if your friend sees you come out of the theatre and you're ballin' like a big baby....Here's a tip for ya. Check the listings first...then if the film starts at 1 pm, you pick her up at 12:45pm...that way you can say..."hey? Why don't we go to the movies?" and she'll say "okay! can we see "LOVES ALL ENDING LOVE?" an then you can say "Sure" but little does she know that you know the movie has already started...then you can say " You know, I really wanted to see that movie...looks like its either " Destroyed By Law or The Muppets goto the Amazon"...20 bucks you'll get to see the Destroye by law flick.

8) well the last thing is, to always open her door, help her with her coat and pull her chair out for her. That is unless she pisses you off, then you can tell her to stick it, and to get her own Darn Door and coat.

Hope this helps....it's always worked for me.

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