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Ugly Man..DRuDragon

  Author:  22193  Category:(Humor) Created:(2/10/2001 8:05:00 AM)
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A very good-looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat up every single woman who walks into the bar, without any luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women in the place.

Disheartened by all this, the good-looking man asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women. What's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want, but I haven't been able to connect all night. What's going on?"

"Well," said the bartender, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows."

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Date: 2/10/2001 8:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LMAO!! Now that is funny. *Sparks_Love*  
Date: 2/10/2001 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 23945    EWWW YUCK! LOL
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Date: 2/10/2001 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 19915    Don't get it...MSG ME? Sweet_Girl  
Date: 2/10/2001 11:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 20835    hehehe..Thats tight..=)  

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