Please take no offence. I heard this on the radio the other day, and I just couldn't resist to post it here. Once again, this is just a JOKE !
An old man died and went to heaven. At the gate, Saint Peter came up to him and asked him his name so that he could write it down in the Golden Book.
'Well,' the old man started. 'I don't remember. I have lived for so many years, I have forgotten my name.'
'There has to be something that you remember,' St. Peter said. 'Something to trigger your memory or something for us to help you find your name.'
'I do know that I had a very, very famous son, and I was a carpenter. But that's all I remember.' The old man said after a while.
'Oh dear, could this finally be him ?' St. Pete ran through the gates into heaven to find Jesus. 'Jesus, Jesus ! I think your father finally arrived. Can you come to the gates please to welcome him ?'
Jesus rushed to the gate and screamed :'Father !!?'
The old man joyfully answered : 'PINOKKIO ????' You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click hereScroll all the way down to read replies.Show all stories by Author: 7672 ( Click here )
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