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The old man at the gates of heaven... ~Belgian

  Author:  7672  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/16/2001 3:34:00 AM)
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Please take no offence. I heard this on the radio the other day, and I just couldn't resist to post it here. Once again, this is just a JOKE !

An old man died and went to heaven. At the gate, Saint Peter came up to him and asked him his name so that he could write it down in the Golden Book.

'Well,' the old man started. 'I don't remember. I have lived for so many years, I have forgotten my name.'

'There has to be something that you remember,' St. Peter said. 'Something to trigger your memory or something for us to help you find your name.'

'I do know that I had a very, very famous son, and I was a carpenter. But that's all I remember.' The old man said after a while.

'Oh dear, could this finally be him ?' St. Pete ran through the gates into heaven to find Jesus. 'Jesus, Jesus ! I think your father finally arrived. Can you come to the gates please to welcome him ?'

Jesus rushed to the gate and screamed :'Father !!?'

The old man joyfully answered : 'PINOKKIO ????'

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Date: 1/16/2001 3:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 14226    that was another good one. belgian luv  
Date: 1/16/2001 4:37:00 AM  From Authorid: 15159    hehe took me a while to get this.  
Date: 1/16/2001 4:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 1309    LMAO! there you go again...lol...  
Date: 1/16/2001 5:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 19382    Very good. I got it straight away! ^_^ - S.C. Gendo Ikari (ShipPagan)  
Date: 1/16/2001 6:53:00 AM  From Authorid: 16145    awwwww thats cute!!!  
Date: 1/16/2001 11:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL! That was really cute.  
Date: 1/16/2001 11:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 3538    lol!!!  
Date: 1/16/2001 3:50:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    LOLOLOL!!! That was cute!! ChilliBean  
Date: 5/15/2001 9:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hello Belgian. That was a good one. Thanks for the chuckle. Write on...  
Date: 1/14/2008 10:43:00 AM  From Authorid: 26363    Tee he he, who would've guessed!  

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