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Baptised ! ~Belgian

  Author:  7672  Category:(Humor) Created:(1/16/2001 3:25:00 AM)
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A priest in a savage land had baptised a wild man 'I baptise you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. From this day onward you will live by the name of Michael instead of Bikila. You will live as a christian and will no longer eat meat on Fridays. Go in peace my son.' The wild man went.

A few days later, it was Friday, the priest came back to the village and saw Michael eat a rabbit. 'But Michael, didn't I tell you not to eat meat on Fridays ?'

'Oh yes,' Michael replied. 'But don't worry, father. I went down to the river and baptised the rabbit : 'You will no longer go by the name of rabbit, but you are now called FISH'....'

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Date: 1/16/2001 3:27:00 AM  From Authorid: 14226    lol that was really funny Belgian love  
Date: 1/16/2001 11:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 3538    lol  
Date: 1/16/2001 3:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 19482    HeeHee, that's cute!! ChilliBean  
Date: 5/17/2001 11:48:00 PM  From Authorid: 36347    I dont get it -----> lush
Date: 6/29/2001 4:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 7952    hehehehe! i liked this one Belle!!! *hugs* i miss ya!!   

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