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Child Support

  Author:  16145  Category:(Humor) Created:(12/13/2000 9:13:00 PM)
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FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face." DAUGHTER: "OK" ....Later.... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on HIS face.

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Date: 12/13/2000 9:19:00 PM  From Authorid: 19382    O_O! ^_^! that is funny  
Date: 12/13/2000 10:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 20543    Aww poor dad! That was funny.  
Date: 12/13/2000 10:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 10484    that was cute
  
Date: 12/13/2000 11:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 13979    i heard this before.. but its funny as hell! --Diana-->  
Date: 12/14/2000 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 19482    OMG!!! That's sooooooo funny!! Can't wait to share this with my friends!!

-ChilliBean-
  
Date: 12/14/2000 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 16815    Oh! Ouch! hehe This was pretty funny, though! Rainbow Boy Witch  
Date: 12/14/2000 4:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    LMAO oh thats cold lol...  
Date: 12/16/2000 10:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 17858    haha  
Date: 12/16/2000 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 12797    lmao, that is to funny.. am still laughing...snicker
Date: 6/24/2001 7:02:00 PM  From Authorid: 32303    haha! This was so funny. LOL!  

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