Hospitality : Will was invited to a house of one of his friends whos hospitality had no limits. There was plenty of food, lots to drink and a lot of fun. Suddenly Will gets up, shakes everyone's hand and says goodbye. - Hey Will, don't tell me you're already leaving. The friend says - Oh no, don't worry, Will replies. I'm staying but I wanted to say goodbye while I still recognise everybody.
Don't worry : - What ? We only have been married for two weeks, and you already come home drunk ? - Don't worry honey, the beginning is the worst, you'll get used to it.
The bomb : A man calls the police in a big panic : - Hurry over here ! There is a bomb ticking in my store ! - Don't worry sir, we'll be right over. As long as it is ticking there is no reason to panic.
Insurance : - No no no, you can't swim in the ocean, the mom tells her 5 year old son. - Why not mommy ? Daddy is swimming ! - I know dear, but daddy has a good insurance ! You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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