He doesn't like theory : -Tell me Paulie, what do you think of the sexual education at school ? a father asks his 12 year old son. - Well dad, the boy replies, boring to death : theory, only theory....
Fair play : Two golf players had hit their balls quite far away and were looking for the thing. An old lady, sitting on a bench in the golf park, watched them carefully. Then finally, after the men had been looking in vain for over an hour, she asked : 'Excuse me gentlemen, but do you think that I would cheet if I told you where the ball is ?'
Oops : Colonel : What did I hear liutenant ? Where you really that drunk last night that you came back to base with a trolly ? Liutenant : Eh, Colonel, if you don't mind me reminding you that it was you lying on the trolly ?
Customs : Customs officer : anything to declare : whisky, cigarettes, brandy ? The driver's wife : Oh no thank you sir ! Our bags are already loaded with that stuff You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
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